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Jordan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My Name is Jordan I am 30 now never thought I would get this far shit that is scary! I will probably never grow up I love having fun and being stupid way too much! lol. But that's the way I like it baby I don't want to live forever! lol I am such a lazy bastard I love nothing better than sleeping all day and then spending the night partying. I have had cerebal palsy since birth so I walk using crutches (its no big deal) I love to drink and socialise and just have a great time in life what ever I am doing. I Love Reading Football Club. I have joined myspace to meet great friends and meet the woman of my dreams.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Hass,Chevy Chase Belladonna, Kevin Doyle(Reading Fc)Nadine and Cheryl Kellie Hoggart,Erika Eleniak, Elena Paparizou. Despina Vandi, Tia Carrera,Sky Mangel. (Any Woman of my dreams basically!)

My Blog

Romance Is Dead!

Valentines Day what a load of old shit!. love what's that about anyway romance is dead the sooner people realise that the better! Next year im going to celebrate one night stand day now that is t...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:36:00 GMT

I Fucking Hate Winter! I wish it would just fuck off!

Its too cold in winter I wish I was somwhere else during winter if it was not for football I would spit in winters face and never see it again I fucking hate it. Its far too easy to get depressed beca...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:13:00 GMT

RIP Jeremy Beadle Your not about anymore lol

Here is a little Tribute to the withered hand one that I saw on the net somewhere lol.'So farewell than Jeremy Beadle'Watch out, Beadle's about'That was one of your catchphrases,But you're not about a...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:23:00 GMT

Something to think about!

People say there is no good way to die are wrong and have never heard of the phase "drug fuelled sex heart attack" that's the way im going when my time comes going out in style with a smile on my face...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 02:06:00 GMT

Dick Van Dyke You Ruined My Life You Wanker!

Earlier today I was in bed watching the day drift past as normal thinking to myself where did my life go so wrong and who in the hell is responsible for my downturn in fourtune. Well naturally never b...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 21:02:00 GMT

Catchphrases Of Awesomeness!

This blog is simple sunbeam just things I say: 1. "Here Comes Another One" 2. Here Girls Get On These Then" 3. "No way Pedro! 4. "Look Mate Your Having A Turkish" 5. Its Fucking Hot In Here Its Like B...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 20:26:00 GMT

Kareoke and me!

Sorry for the delay was going to post some more blogs sooner but to be honest I could not be arsed to do any so I didn't untill now that is ...... You know that feeling you get when you want somt...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:42:00 GMT

Beer is Awesome

Drinking and partying have been a big part of my life over the last 10 years. And Beer has been at the forefront of most things. It can make you have the most awesome time. It does provide some shit m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:59:00 GMT

Sleep Now That's A Great Idea!

I have not been able to sleep properly for about a week now. Its probably due to the fact I have been drinking loads of coffee followed by high energy drinks. That will be why then!. Its frustrating s...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:19:00 GMT