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Opal

Why are you counting backwards in my ear?...

About Me

Sometimes i am on the TV, sometimes i am on the toilet. First & foremost I'm a TV presenter on Sky television. I also write magazine articles and a celebrity gossip column for a London newspaper. This year I want to sing vocals on a dance track! I'm sure it will happen.Im still very much enjoying ruining Eastenders. Dont watch it with me if you cant cope with my psychic abilities to predict the lines.

My Interests

Balancing stuff on my head. Cheating on ex boyfriends. Moonlight Flits. Answering the door in a towel. Leaning over strangers on the tube and filling in their Sudokus for them. I am London Undergrounds' Carol Vorderman.

I'd like to meet:

Your parents of course, so they can see im perfect for your family....... Jesus. But the Jesus who works in Benjys - Tottenham Court Road branch. Ah yes, and JESUS CHRIST THE LORD.

Music:

I'm having an affair with music. Dont tell his wife.

Movies:

Name a classic movie and i guarantee i wont have seen it. However there hasn't been a Woody Allen film yet I havent liked.

Television:

Heros is the best. Lost. Arrested Development. Curb. Entourage. The Monkees. Cheaters. The Bionic Woman.

Books:

i like reading words. And peoples minds.

Heroes:

.... and villains? Sorry are we naming favourite beach boys songs still? Charlie Brooker. Lisa Crystal Carver, Popbitch