Balancing stuff on my head. Cheating on ex boyfriends. Moonlight Flits. Answering the door in a towel. Leaning over strangers on the tube and filling in their Sudokus for them. I am London Undergrounds' Carol Vorderman.
Your parents of course, so they can see im perfect for your family....... Jesus. But the Jesus who works in Benjys - Tottenham Court Road branch. Ah yes, and JESUS CHRIST THE LORD.
I'm having an affair with music. Dont tell his wife.
Name a classic movie and i guarantee i wont have seen it. However there hasn't been a Woody Allen film yet I havent liked.
Heros is the best. Lost. Arrested Development. Curb. Entourage. The Monkees. Cheaters. The Bionic Woman.
i like reading words. And peoples minds.
.... and villains? Sorry are we naming favourite beach boys songs still? Charlie Brooker. Lisa Crystal Carver, Popbitch