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Pauly in the Morden

Egg and Chips.....Twice!

About Me

Come and see me live if you want a riotous few moments of so called comedy. I won't pick on you, unless you pick on me.In the meantime:

'Joseph in the Bracknell - Why does she talk to me?' (NEW)'Mens health with Anna'Places in the Heart
Josephs quest for Corazon continues.

Someone did a swear!

Corazon - Heart of Tesco
A reading of Joseph in the Bracknells blog entry.

Opal

Steveski Beat

Andy

Rock Me Anna Raeburn

God Gave Iain Lee To You

Iain Vs Chris

Barrys Millions

My Interests

Broggling - the act of coaxing an eel from a muddy hole with a stick...ladies.

I'd like to meet:

A man I can keep in a box who can churn out tight one-liners all day long saving me the hassle and mental anguish of attempting aforementioned task.The 1 man who laughed at my Hawking line in Havant not so long ago.

Music:

www.pinkmartini.com

Movies:

"Let's fool around. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to, but nobody would do with you."

Television:

"Michael, you should really try to find a way to release your feelings. Otherwise, they could come out at an inopportune time.""Where the fuck are my hard-boiled eggs?!"

Books:

Rough guide to Dubrovnik 1976.

Heroes:

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.": Woody Allen"The thing about death is, you're so stiff the next morning.": Bob Monkhouse