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Elisa

I'm bringing spastic back

About Me

I live and work in London near the sighting of the Great Whale of London in a house with ginger bread walls, a fudge roof and lickable candy-stripe wallpaper.ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

Sewing, Cooking, Cleaning and other activities suitable for women. But mostly I love to read the Argos catalogue, especially the mens jewellery section. I like to eat biscuits then brush my teeth with a mixture of half-toothpaste, half biscuit.

I'd like to meet:

People who can help me pimp my space and tell me the answers to things like....Is it ok to eat toast as a pudding? Have you ever heard a spider scream? Could Sam Cooke cook? Is Jim Robinson from Neighbours the key to LOST? Why do fools fall in love?

Music:

.. Little Stevie Wonder, Old Stevie Wonder and all things Stevie Wonder related apart from his ablity to chop onions fast, the O'Jays, The Equals, Fleetwood Mac, Sigur Ros, Buddy Holly, Nina Simone, The Go!Team, Jurrasic 5, The Jackson 5, Elvis Costello, Toni Basil, Ike and Tina, Stevie Nicks, Ry Cooder, Dolly Parton, The Roots and that song about turning Japanese.

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life, Closer, Back to the Future, Cinema Paradiso, Don't Look Now, School of Rock, Almost Famous and Singing In The Rain (but NO other musicals should ever be made).

Television:

M*A*S*H, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Good Life, LOST, All Creatures Great and Small, Coronation Street circa 1989, The West Wing, Sex and The City and Jamie's Kitchen-GREAT programme.

Books:

The Old Man and the Sea, Franny and Zoey, The Twits, Just William, Gary Rhodes's 40 Easy Fish Pies Using 40 Different Fish in 40 Days In 40 Ways with 40 Gays.

Heroes:

Robin Hood, the Milky Bar Kid and Diana- Queen of ALL our Hearts

My Blog

Dolly Good Show

Went to see Dolly at Wembley last night. She was brilliant- made a lot of tit jokes. At one point she lost her microphone down her bosom. She looked straight down there, laughed and said, "Talk ...
Posted by Elisa on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

Blooming embarrassing

So, I officially became a sadcase this morning.I was walking along the road with a big bunch of flowers under my arm. This suited-and-booted guy was walking towards me with a big bunch of flowers unde...
Posted by Elisa on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:06:00 PST

Myspace- a place for blossoming hormones

So, we have finally got myspace on our work computers.But, (like all beautiful things), now I have, it it bores me.There are supposed to be like 100 billion people on here or something. But if that's ...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST

I write the songs that make the young girls cry

Let's face it-most albums are rubbish and can be summed up in ten seconds instead of fourteen songs. Here, I've done the leg work for you thus avoiding mass disappointment down the line at Our Price.....
Posted by Elisa on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST