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claudia

I WANT TO MAKE CLASSY DRESSED PORN FILMS AND PHOTO SHOOTS WITH WOMEN!!!, IF YOU CAN HELP MY PORN DRE

About Me

I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE BUT MY PENIS! ************************************************************ *************************** WHAT I DESIRE!: ************************************************** ************** Apart from BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, gorgeous dresses, shoes and lingerie. I'd adore creating sensual sophisticated saphic media (LESBIAN PORN MOVIES!!!). If you desire to feature finance or fascilitate such erotic endevours please contact me here: [email protected]************************ *********************************************** ********************** **************** WHO THE HELL AM I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Essetially im a straight male crossdresser from north london looking for love, for more information please read on I'll bestow the honour of prefacing my profile to a wonderful girl"FRIEND!"; and i quote: "He's the gayest straightest man i know!" This due to my loathing of sport and statistics offset by a deep adoration of divine design, shopping and showtunes! Picture a zoftig vitruvian man imbued with the sexual proclivities (enhanced with a modicum of taste) and surreal sensibility of eddie izzard; yet tempered with a respectfully shy streak.Tip-toeing along the lunatic fringe, with a passion for beauty and truth in form and function: i abhor the periphery so cleave to the heart of my desires, you could say i'm an artist, though i prefer to see my chosen path as transposer of rare emotions. Possesed of an unquenchable burning desire for awe-inspiring truth and sensual delight in equal measure; i strive to inspire others by creating a perfect (mind)set and (architectural)setting in which to do so. Now making a rubbish attempt to get fit through dancing my ass off at the mo. Ho hum... Anyway!...less, less, less about meeeeeee and more, MORE!,MOOOORE!!! about YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!***for my desires regarding love please scroll down past my videos and slide show. ************************************************************ ************************************************************ **************************************************** ************************************************************ ************************** IF YOU ARE ENJOYING MY VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND FEELING WARM AND GENEROUS; A GIRL NEEDS ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT SHE CAN GET! AND MY STYLE IS'NT CHEAP, PLEASE CLICK ON THE SECURE AND SIMPLE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON TO RETURN A LITTLE OF THE JOY I GIVE YOU FREELY. THANKYOU FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE DARLING, LOVE CLAUDIA, MWAH!!!XXX P.S. I'LL BE SELLING MUCH SEXIER VIDEOS SOON ABOUT 3 HOURS WORTH ALONG WITH 3000 PHOTOS ON CD ROM FOR £40HELLO SWEETHEART!!!, IF YOU ARE ENJOYING MY VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND FEELING WARM AND GENEROUS; A GIRL NEEDS ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT SHE CAN GET! AND MY STYLE IS'NT CHEAP, PLEASE CLICK ON THE SECURE AND SIMPLE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON TO RETURN A LITTLE OF THE JOY I GIVE YOU FREELY. THANKYOU FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE DARLING, LOVE CLAUDIA, MWAH!!!XXX P.S. I'LL BE SELLING MUCH SEXIER VIDEOS SOON ABOUT 3 HOURS WORTH ALONG WITH 3000 PHOTOS ON CD ROM FOR £40 .. .. *************************************** *************************************** ***************************************HELLO SWEETHEART!!!, IF YOU ARE ENJOYING MY VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND FEELING WARM AND GENEROUS; A GIRL NEEDS ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT SHE CAN GET! AND MY STYLE IS'NT CHEAP, PLEASE CLICK ON THE SECURE AND SIMPLE PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON TO RETURN A LITTLE OF THE JOY I GIVE YOU FREELY. THANKYOU FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE DARLING, LOVE CLAUDIA, MWAH!!!XXX P.S. I'LL BE SELLING MUCH SEXIER VIDEOS SOON ABOUT 3 HOURS WORTH ALONG WITH 3000 PHOTOS ON CD ROM FOR £40 .. width="425" height="350" ....Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ideally, you're more beautiful than me as a girl but not as bonkers as me as a guy! not much to ask really, is it?;-) Nerdy eccentricities are encouraged though nerdy looking is not. So please get to the hair loosening, glasses removing "oh Miss Jones!" moment as quick as possible. You'll possess a natural flair for looking devastating in a chic suit and ankle strap shoes, chinnon optional. I'm not averse to the more mature, sophisticated woman, with a wealth of experience, as i find a sparkling witt keeps it's glimmer of allure longer than ones tantalising smile. I adore cuddling and kissing all night, but it's costing a fortune in dry cleaning for my pillows! and the chaffing gets a bit much!!so please come fill my warm embrace with your soft silky self! Yours potentially Claudia XXXI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

billy holiday, zeppelin, nina simone,KLF, hendrix, underworld, beatles after lsd,

Movies:

"The Devils" with Ollie Reeeeeeeeeeed!!!, 2001,

Books:

Freakonomics, Guns Germs and Steel, Future Perfect, Climbing Mount Improbable, Nano, Blink, the Greatest Hoaxes of All Time,

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Sir Charles Darwin, Lenny Bruce, H.G. Wells: "what three books would you take?", Groucho Marx, Orson Welles, Aldous Huxley, Richard Dawkins, Stanley Kubrick Buckminster Fuller, Terence Mckenna, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, The K.L.F. Penn and Teller, Jacob Bronowski, Julian Huxley, Carl Sagan, Lewis Wolpert, James Randi, Jonathan Miller