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About Me

Me, me, me - that's all you ever think about!Why can't we talk about me for a change?My plans for the future!- get some milk on the way home - sucker a girl into marrying me - build a time machine out of a DeLorean - have loads of kids - win the lottery - buy a big gas guzzling Chelsea tractor - have a No1 single - wash my pants - save someones life - finish reading 'Catch 22' - wash my car - get a job at Kripsy Kremes or Starbucks - buy a house in Guernsey - act in a movie - go to Scotland - sing at the London Palladium - make people laugh - have Jerry Lee Lewis teach me piano - defrost the fridge - grow a proper beard - smoke a pipe without coughing - live in the USA - play the 'Taxman' solo note perfect - find a cure for something - write down all the words that are in my head - smile more - get into a jean size that's smaller than my age - buy a Lambretta - visit Cornwall/Devon more - drink less coffee - jog without cursing - the rest TBA

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person who made these jeans! No way are they a 34" waist!!!

My Blog

Learning to drive

Believe it or not, I had never actually been behind the wheel of a car before until my 32nd year! The majority of my friends had either got lessons as birthday presents in their late teens or were dra...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:18:00 GMT

Pillow talk

What's the most random thing you've ever said to somone whilst laying in bed? For example, it may be an excuse you've thought up to make a swift exit or maybe you've just hit that semi-consc...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:32:00 GMT

Massage anyone?

I was told by my host that I must experience a Czech massage on my last visit to her country a few years ago and so I thought why the heck not! I'd never actually had a 'proper' one before (only ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:56:00 GMT

First time?

On the floor of my parents living room in front of the gas fire Two weeks before my 18th birthday
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:24:00 GMT

Cinema stories

Many years ago I went to the opening night of the new Arnie film 'Kindergarden Cop' (cut me some slack here - I was on a date of sorts!) I was accompanied by my bestest buddy and my 6th form...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:16:00 GMT

Milton Winter Project - one last time

The MWP (Onassis, Le Sex & Lympnose) will be making their one and ONLY appearance this year at the Eastney Cellars on Tuesday 21st November - supporting local soul funksters 'The Beatmakers'. "Loo...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:25:00 GMT

What do you want for Christmas?

I want some pants - it's getting cold!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:13:00 GMT

Clerks II

What did people think of it ? I think he pulled it off superbly! Nice to see J & SB again too.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:09:00 GMT

The Bog Rolling Stones

After 2 attempts to try and establish a Bog Rolling Stones page on MySpace (both got deleted by the 'powers that be') They kept knobbing on about it infringing copyrights and that even 'fan pages...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:51:00 GMT

Softball

Anyone interested in playing? Do you want to know a bit more about the game? Do you like playing with bats & balls? Here's a check list of things to consider: 1 - are you generally unfit? (good - ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:59:00 GMT