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Helen

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About Me

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If I don't know you I won't add you so msg me first. HHHeeelllllloooo, my name is Helen, I am an essex girl in London. I don't wear white stilettos, or have fake breasts, but I have been known to neck bottles of Lambrini. Currently working as a model/ wannabe presenter! Could never do a 9 to 5, I like to roam freely, that makes me sound like some kind of nudist, which I am not, although I do like to end a good night with a bikini dancing session. Love fancy dress, dress up parties rule. I am a girly girl who is not scared of spiders, not a fan of octopus though, cooked or otherwise. I ate oysters for the first time the other day, and they weren't actually that gross, snails are though, stick to chocolate, its a safe bet. I love spicy food and hate men who can't eat extremely spicy food, so unmasculine. Twice I have flagged down out of service buses at the end of a night/morning, and made the driver drop me outside my door, I think this is quite an achievement, don't you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who have lots of interesting stuff to tell me about and plenty of random ridiculous stories to share, and anyone who can make me laugh lots. In terms of famous people this little lot would be cool: Ricky Gervais, Jonathon Ross, Roald Dahl, The Queen, Kate Adie, Marilyn Monroe. Giselle, Kate Moss and JLo so I could perve on them. Nicole Richie for some diet tips! The Lion, Tin man and the Scarecrow. Maybe a few giraffes, meercats, tigers and zebras. If I don't know you I won't add you, sorry, just the way it is!!! No webcam users, general freaks or sickos 'cos I'm not interested. OK?!

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