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About Me

PERSONAL DISCLAIMERS:
1.) I AM NOT LOOKING TO GET LAID! THANK YOU, BUT I AM ON HERE FOR MAKING FRINDS AND WORK CONNECTIONS. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MESSAGES ABOUT WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, HOW OLD YOU ARE, WHERE YOU LIVE AND HOW WE SHOULD HOOK UP SOMETIME...I WILL JUST DELETE THEM.
2.) YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO BE MY FRIEND!!!!! (That means no minors. Sorry.)
3.) IF YOUR IQ IS BELOW 120, DO NOT ADD ME. IF THE BOOKS SECTION OF YOUR PROFILE SAYS, "I DON'T READ." or "BOOKS ARE STUPID." DO NOT ADD ME. No offense, just conflict of interest. I LIKE FRIENDS THAT READ.
4.) YOU ARE MY FRIEND IF CAN CAN CORRECTLY ANSWER THIS: "WHY DID JESUS DIE ON THE CROSS?"
5.) DO NOT ADD ME WITHOUT SENDING ME A MESSAGE IF I HAVE NEVER MET YOU AND YOU AREN'T A FRIEND OF A FRIEND. I like to limit my friends to people I know or at least speak to.
6.) I HEART NERDS! IF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND...THE NERDIER, THE BETTER.
Ok, that said...
I am a girl.
I am a dork.
I have a deaf, albino, Great Dane puppy named Marley. She is my favorite thing EVER!
I want an awesome girl who dresses up and blasts shit with a hand gun to be my best friend.
I like fighting (Muy Thai), playing poker, smoking cigars, video games, and comic books.
I am kind of a savant.
I like to dress funny for the heck of it.
I probably love books more than a normal person should.
I contradict myself on purpose just to see if people pick up on it.
I love Beautiful Losers.
Sometimes I argue for points I don't even really care about just to put up an opposing side.
I am a total word geek.
I am not a writer, but I like to write from time to time.
I play in the rain.
I read on the roof. (and I damn near broke my foot falling off)
I love the stars and miniscus.
I enjoy pudding wrestling.
I love to learn.
I adore Opera.
I love dinosaurs, especially the T-rex.
I will kick your ass at Scrabble.
I am very comfortable with who I am.
I write stuff here:

Nothing is Everything

And my photos are here:

Rex Adventure

I'm a Suicide Girl:

My Interests

Muy Thai, singing, play writing, reading, food fighting, eyebrow raising, tomfoolery, dancing, winning at Scrabble, making bad cds, making funny movies, meeting interesting people, breaking into rooftops, travling,bar hopping, karoke, studying (I'm a dork and I like school)

I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS: Artists and intellectuals of all sorts. I just moved to Columbus...So I'd like to make new friends in here. The creative types. People with their own opinions. Anyone who stands up for what they believe in.
PROFESSIONALS: Photographers interested in trading porfolio work for Suicide Girl Sets. I do alternative modeling, music videos, singing, and (VERY LITTLE) acting. Musicians looking for a lead singer (I don't write songs), or back up vocals. An accompanist to play piano for me. Mostly classical music and Arias, must be able to sight read (very well). Any theatre people!!! I am currently majoring in Theatre Education and I am interested in anything and everything involving theatre.
ANY AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO:
1.) Will sing a karoke duet of Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" with me.
2.) PLAYS PIANO.....OR, OR, OR...A GLOCKENSPIEL PLAYER!!! GLOCKENSPIELS MAKE ME HOT!
3.) Understands why Kakistocracy is a hilarious band name.
4.) Shares my love of porn comics.
5.) Is a hired assassin.
6.) Doesn't mind being silly just for the sake of sillyness.
7.) Also use made up words like: "Smallerized," and "Conspiriating."
8.) Speaks Esperanto.
9.) Has a serious fear of a class 3 or 4 Zombie attack, but is so very prepared just in case one happens.
10.) Messes with Texas.

Music:

80's, Cursive, The Faint, The Hives, The International Noise Conspiracy, Outkast,Last November, The Cure, Bjork, Mozart, Aimee Man, Puccini, Beethoven, The Darkness, Ella Fitzgerald, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, Natalie Cole, Group X, KMFDM, Local H., Madonna, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, N.E.R.D., The New Amsterdams, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Nirvana, Northern State, Peaches, PJ Harvey, The Postal Service, Verdi, Rilo Kiley, Saves the Day, Sparklehorse, Silverchair, The sounds, Sage Francis, The Streets, Tori Amos, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ludacris, Lil' John and The East side boys, Chromeo, Ben Folds.

Movies:

Magnolia, Requiem for a Dream, Snatch, Donnie Darko, Zoolander, Best in Show, Dawn of the Dead, Another Day in Paradise, Happiness, Silent Movie, Boondock Saints, Sin City, Waiting for Guffman, Coming to America, Secretary, Anchorman, Closer.

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, Reno 911, The Chapelle Show.

Books:

Ishmael, After the Fall, Invisible Monsters, Beautiful Losers Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Alicia: My Story, The Sense of Reality, The Favorite Game, Haunted.

Heroes:

Greg DuBow, Captain Obvious: Defender of the Already Known, Wolverine, The inventor of the spork, and Optimus Prime.

My Blog

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!

Because only your friends can call you out on things that you really hadn't even thought about and may have forgotten had it not been for them reminding you. For example: "happy birthday, sexy.... no...
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

ATTENTION FRIENDS:

I lost my cellular telephone. My number is still the same, but I have lost all my contacts so drop me a line and leave your number.
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:39:00 PST

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriege....

...Go toghther like a horse and carriage..I got married to Jesse. Jesse is a nuclear physicist. I am Jesse's girl. SO STOP HITTING ON ME!
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:59:00 PST

I'm FREE!!!

Free at last, Free at last, Thank G-d almighty I'm Free at Last!!! YES! The Semester is over!!! Get your party on, bitches!
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 01:10:00 PST

Right Now....

I am eating orange sherbert with bunnies on the carton and my Great Dane is squishing me. We are about to go play at the dog park. And I found a great copy of Verdi's "Sul fil d'un Soffio Etesio". Lif...
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No Hair

So I cut off all my hair and donated it to kids with cancer. It would totally suck to be 7 and bald. So now I have a thrash hawk and I look like I got stuck in 1987. This is so funny and wrong. I woul...
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boondock Saints

I want to marry the Irish boys from "Boondock Saints". Why are Irish men so hot?
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is just a bunch of random shit!

I went to the bank today and I sat and waited for my friend to make a deposit. While I was waiting, I stumbled upon the suggestion box and I of course, couldn't resist myself. I wrote in child-like ha...
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

So I just got out of th Hospital because yesterday, my brain broke. I came up from walking my dog and all of a sudden I got really dizzy and I started having blurred vision and seeing double. I then t...
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

???

Does making a 10:30 am booty call make me a bad person?
Posted by REX ADVENTURE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST