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kristen

laugh and be fat.

About Me

quiet breather. i put ice in cereal. i brush my teeth in the shower. i enjoy sunsets, melons, rollercoasters, and sharks.

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My Interests

Humor, Dancing, Hopscotch, Camping, Robots, Anagrams, Adhesives, Red Rover, Photography, Rust, Excitebike, Toaster Ovens, Bonfires, Glitter, Seasons, Roboctopus, Shenanegans, Goings-on, Street Art, Fruit, Love, Justice, Vision, Options, Homosapiens, Mnemonics, Politics, Colors, Communications, Bare Feet, Rick Moranis, Breakdance-Fighting, Water, Exacto-Knifes, Appreciation, Talking, Not Talking, Kittens

I'd like to meet:

McGuirk the Jerk, Jean Luc Picard, & Presidents Palmer & Bartlet

Music:

The Ventures, Low, BB King, Of Montreal, Phosphorescent, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Will Oldham, Raffi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Billie Holiday, Cat Power, Outkast, RJD2, Neil Young, Girl Talk, Venise is Sinking, The Grateful Dead, Beulah, Ween, Simon & G, The Shins, Chantal Goya, Tom Jobim, Sparklehorse, Sinatra, Rosemarie Clooney, Hoagy Carmichael, Ella, Loui, Modest Mouse, Non-Prophets, Sage, Slug, Louis Prima, Queen, The Sonics, The Pixies, Wilco, Smoosh, R.E.M., Stereolab, The Beach Boys, Marvin Gaye, The Starlight Mints, et al.

Movies:

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Bottlerocket, Waiting for Guffman, Happiness, All The Real Girls, Cannibal: The Musical, The Thin Man, Paper Moon, Royal Tenenbaums, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Heavyweights, Better Off Dead, Harvey Krumpet

Television:

24, Arrested Developement, The Midnight Mailman Show, Pete & Pete, BBC's The Office, Home Movies, Sealab 2021, TNG, Seinfeld, Reno 911, Roboctopus

Books:

Justice (Alex Ross), The Phantom Tollbooth, Neil Gaiman, One Nation: Extra Cheese, Youth in Revolt, (parts of) Naked Pictures of Famous People, The Lorax, America: The Book, The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, The Umbrella Man