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West

Your mind is in chaos! You are truly demented!

About Me

I hate it when people chew popsicles, I humped an oven at a party, I sit down when I pee, I made out with my cousin's girlfriend, I am terrified of oompa-loompas, I can name all of the Star Wars planets, I hate bubble baths, I think George Bush is hot, and I cried while I watched The Princess Bride.

My Interests

guitar, music, reading, batting in the cage. watching movies and going out

I'd like to meet:

cookie monster, grover, bert & ernie, the count, oscar the grouch, curious george

Music:

kyuss, david bowie, pixies,the beatles, led zeppelin, neil young, black sabbath, steely dan, blind faith, gram parsons, asia, hein o, the postal service, the cutthroats 9, mastodon, jeff beck, faith no more, journey, ween, white stripes, the stones, roxy music, t-rex, my bloody valentine

Movies:

mr. mom, seven samarai, brokeback, cool runnings, gorillas in the mist, barry lyndon, the good-the bad-and the ugly, every which way but loose, smokey and the bandit, cool hand luke, midnight express, roadhouse

Television:

next, iron chef, arrested development, the colbert report, strangers with candy, curb your enthusiasm, family guy, mr. show, sports, my name is earl, weeds

Books:

There's a Monster at the End of this Book

Heroes:

Shazam, Moby Dick, The Hulk, Marvin Gaye, Shaq, Oscar the Grouch, Princess Leia, George Todd

My Blog

a satisfied bloke am i

you know, i realized that when i blog most of the time that it's because i have stuff to complain about...and that must make it look like i am a bitter guy. quite the contrary i am actually content mo...
Posted by West on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:57:00 PST

new year's eve

it is new year's eve....i really do not feel great. i hope that this year is better than how i feel now. i don't need advice or anything. i guess i need to read more or watch more movies. happy new ye...
Posted by West on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

ticked off

i am totally pissed because my banking account is messed up, the stupid bank isn't open on saturdays so i can try to resolve it and cash my check, and i don't have any money to go see the melvins with...
Posted by West on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

i am fine

i took the anxiety blog off of here. i do appreciate all of the advice but it was silly of me to post it. it has nothing to do with stress or worry...i just get them. and they have nothing to do with ...
Posted by West on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

current outlook

so i started a new job yesterday... a much more normal and set job than my reteraunt jobs. i am going to stay sober while i am working (which i did not really do at little italy) and not fuck things u...
Posted by West on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:53:00 PST

hatred

i bombed my fucking house today...i came here from work and i still have fleas running around. i am going to do one of four things...1)try to kill...again 2) move out of here 3)start eating the f...
Posted by West on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:28:00 PST

the fucking foulest creatures that live

I despise most insects...mosquitoes and fleas most of all. Guess what? fleas seem to be taking over my house. I can't sleep because there are so many of them. I am sick of killing them. Every time I l...
Posted by West on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:52:00 PST

money grubbing bastages

So, I just figured out how much money I owe...almost 5700$...ouch. I talked with a free financial counselor about taking care of it. i will have to pay 175$ for an estimated 4 1/2 years to get out of ...
Posted by West on Tue, 16 May 2006 06:53:00 PST

cops come and try to take my crops

I decided to go to the store last night because my sleeping patterns have ben so screwed up lately, and I needed some sleeping pills.On my way there, there was a police officer, so I just thought 'alr...
Posted by West on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

plumbing problems

so, yesterday was frustrating, but really not that bad. my toilet clogged the day before, so i asked christopher (my landlord) if i could use his plunger. i plunged...and i plunged...and i plunged som...
Posted by West on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:55:00 PST