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Roald Goddamned Amundsen

Hear that snapping noise? That's me, SNAPPING like a twig.

About Me

I'm just a tower, a gun, and a brain tumor away from immortality.Create or get your
very own MySpace Layouts

My Interests

drinking myself to fucking death.

Music:

Death fucking metal. Grind grind grind. Murder, murder, murder. Norwegian black metal on a fucking pogo stick.

Movies:

Don't you FUCKING look at me.Another drug turns harmless people into wild animals..

Television:

i hope that you all die, corroded from inside.

Books:

the dictionary. beer can labels. bus tickets. your number in the phone book. the receipt for all this ammunition.

Heroes:

Mr Hicks! Mr Hicks! They subpoena me!

My Blog

holydangshit i suck and am boring and stupid.

that said, I think when the chips are down I choose STUPID over EVIL most days. i've done enough damage alllllready.fuck. there is a ren-fest going on in the large meadow near my worky-place. a gos...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

ah, I'm just fuckin' with ya.

gggggggg,  goo.
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

worthless, not funny at all. don't read this garbage.

cold ones, on my mind.oceans of buds, it's a crime.so much beer, so little time...fuck fuck fuck fuck ow ow ow ow.okay, half way done with this.damn, I was having such a great morning, too, until I ca...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

valhalla ice. the troubleshootah.

If there was a problem, yo I'l solve it.  Check out the hook while the DJ revolves it. dun-dun-dun-duhduhduuh duh. *ting*  dun-dun-dun-duhduhduuh duh. *ting*   ...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

yeah, and

yeah, and good morning.
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

you talkin' to me? are you talkin' to ME?

General Grant has better things to do than button up his shirt and smile at the camera. Namely, drinking barrels of rotgut whiskey and firing grapeshot up your ass.Captain Magellan has better things ...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

best, brightest.

so, David Halberstam was tragically killed in a car accident.  that sucks. NY Times obit. He was just here in Bloomington.  I didn't go.  I suck. and, no, I don't care too much about Ye...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:35:00 PST

great snakes!

ahh!  how did I get here?  i used to tell this story about my life wherein i suddenly woke up every few months and discovered that my life circumstances had changed dramatically.  the ...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

and yes,

And yes, today marks one really great year.  Thanks, thanks.  I wouldn't have it any other way with anyone else.
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

holyfuckingshit.

this is incredible.  I'm not really into toys, per se, but these people have made a "Cross of Iron" set with a little, tiny Sergeant Steiner.  Holyshit. Dragon World War II toys.  (scr...
Posted by Roald Goddamned Amundsen on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST