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Facts:
My name is Tony Perkis. Kids, at age 12 I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast... with skim milk. I am now one of the top fitness gurus and motivational speakers in the world. I also run a camp for horizontally challenged children called Camp Hope. I have created the most comprehensive exercise system in the world: The Perkisystem. Using the Perkisystem, one can transform their mind, body, and soul. But let me make something very clear: The Perkisystem does not work with cheaters! How can I sell an infomercial about fat kids who can't keep their piggy little snouts shut? Hmm? Who's gonna buy that, huh? Anyway... Can you smell it? There's a life force on MySpace tonight. Do you feel it? Hmm? I look around MySpace and I see potential.

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Petition: Heavy Weights Sequel

If you want Disney to make a sequel to Heavy Weights, post a comment on this blog!  This blog is now officially a petition for a sequel.  If Disney sees how many people want a sequel, we can...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:22:00 PST

Tony's Tips: Are you posting spam bulletins?

As of right now, I have over 7,000 friends here on MySpace.  Because of all these friends, there are a lot of bulletins for me to see.  Over the last few months, I have noticed a significan...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Rocky Balboa

Some people simply sit back and accept the aging process. As they get older, they stop exercising and spend more and more time sitting on their asses as their bodies are slowly destroyed. Sylvester S...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST

Do it to it!

Hey all you skinny weiners! In these troubled times, few things are certain. However, for the past 10 years there has been one undeniable truth: Heavy Weights is the greatest film of all time. Here is...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST

Wanna be featured on Tony's page?

Hey loyal Perkisizers! Wanna be featured on Tony's page? Well, your chance is here! If you take a picture (no photoshopping) of yourself wearing a Perkisystem Uniform or a Camp Hope Uniform, I will p...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:04:00 PST

Funny Site...

Someone made a site dedicated to Cody Burger, the actor who played Cody in Heavy Weights. Visit it here!...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

Camp Hope Shop

Attention Campers...Camp Hope Shop has just been launched! Here we sell apparel and gifts inspired by the original Camp Hope...before I took over. Come and check out this brand new shop! Click image ...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

FAQ

1. Do I know you? A. "I know each and everyone one of you, because I was you". 2. How did you find me/why did you add me? A. Odds are that you have Heavy Weights listed as one of your favorite movie...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST

About Me

My name is Tony Perkis. Kids, at age 12 I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. I am now one of the top fitness ...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:32:00 PST

I am amazed!

My introduction to "myspace" has been extraordinary! I am astounded by all the comments I've recieved from fans.  I am flattered, really.  I came here for one reason and one reason alone: T...
Posted by Tony Perkis" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST