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Mr. Elling

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About Me

bourgeois.

alexander --
[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

ADVENTURES, incorporating movie quotes into everyday situations, laughing, shooting the breeze, KH 606, KOS, games (both video and board), game theory, latin, driving, chargers football, climbing mountains, go-karts, SCHADENFREUD, playing almost every sport imaginable, wikipedia, watching/making movies, conversing with people, dogs with hats, conversing with people about dogs with hats, industrial parks at night, music, ghost riding the whip, google earth, kickball, "Would you rather..." questions, land canoeing, eating, sleeping, dreaming

favorite word: ironical

Live from the monterey bay aquarium:
Otter Names: Chester, Samuel L. Jackson and Super Raptor (and Leo)

I'd like to meet:



anyone who enjoys a good adventure

...and this guy:

Its our time, its our time down here...

Music:

"The truth is, I thought it mattered - I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter."

Favorites: Moby, The Who, Rush, KMFDM, Motley Crue, Pink Floyd, Thomas Newman, The Cure, The Smashing Pumpkins, Royksopp, Tool, INXS, Queen, Ennio Morricone, Paul Simon's Graceland

Movies:

The Sandlot, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Mystery Men, The Goonies, Battle Royale, The Newsies, City of God, Snatch, the Back to the Future movies, Batman Begins, the Vacation movies, Falling Down, The Warriors, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption, Event Horizon, My Fellow Americans, Die Hard 12: Die Hungry, all the Monty Python movies, Duel, Munich, The Green Mile, Once Upon a Time in the West, What About Bob, Adventures in Dinosaur City, Se7en, Problem Child, Brave Little Toaster, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Saw, Rocketman, The Paper Brigade, The Beach, Leon the Professional, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Red Dawn, Momento, The Prestige, A Scanner Darkly, The Hills Have Eyes, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, FernGully, Surf Ninjas, Borat, Dead Alive, Mortal Kombat, Wonder Boys, The Truman Show, Edward Scissorhands, The Incredibles, The Mask of Zorro, Real Genius, The Burbs, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, A Christmas Story, Bottle Rocket, 11:14, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Lazer Blast, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Wall, Nausica of the Valley of the Winds, The Iron Giant, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dumb and Dumber, The Aviator, Disturbing Behavior, The Life Aquatic, Patton, Ghosts of Mars, Sin City, UHF, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Happy Gilmore, Joe Dirt, Better Off Dead, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, the Indiana Jones movies, Speed, Angels with Filthy Souls, Stand by Me, The Seven Samurai, Spy Hard, Heavy Weights, The Rocketeer, Land Before Time, Down By Law, Harold and Maude, La Strada, Confederate States of America, The Longest Day, Team America: World Police, Die Hard, Xmen 2, Clerks, Hook, This is Spinal Tap, and some other shit.

Television:

My Brother and Me, Da Ali G Show, Arrested Development, The Twilight Zone, BSG, Man vs. Wild, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Maury, Boston Legal, Clerks, Doug, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Invader Zim, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, DS9, Rocko's Modern Life, The History Channel

Books:

The Lord of the Rings books, Into the Wild, World War 3: South China Sea, Winesburg Ohio, Lord of the Flies, The Road, sparknotes

Heroes:

The A-Team, Hector from Del Taco, Douglas MacArthur, Patton, Stanislav Petrov, Killdozer, the late Wesley Willis, Ludwig Scotty, Ed Harris, Reginald Denny, and Mr. Wilhelm

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My Blog

suggestions 101

BACKGROUND INFO:Ok, so as many of you know, a guerilla war is currently being waged at Kohl's. Ever since the construction of a suggestion box in the store break room back in February or March, the Ko...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

Evening Trek

High on the roof,Thin the blood,Another one on the waves tonight,Comin' in, you're homeCAST: Alena Dan Jenn and myself On July 5, 2007, a group of friends decided to go on an adventure...The Marley Ro...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:27:00 PST

once upon a time in the west

THE DESERT... There we were, Mr. Pedroza and myself. Ready for action.Ready for... DESTINY!!! the tower of doom The Salton Sea... almost there... almost there... YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Where's the ...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

In Memoriam: a fantastical weekend of awesome proportions

What follows is the account of my memorial day weekend.   The Key Players: Adam Osth - StarCraft player extraordinaire Alex Orellana - The Picture Taker Andrew Elling - Brotha Ari Anaya ...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

hella tightly

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Posted by Mr. Elling on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

lost = found

after years of searching, the song i have been searching for is now FOUND. if you don't know what i'm talking about, which i'm sure you don't, then you might feel inclined to read this:   http://...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

the weed of crime bears bitter fruit indeed

For those of you who have not yet read the blog "BY FAR, the craziest Captain Conundrum story to date!" go and do it now, or none of this will make any sense.So my aunt recently had to check into reha...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

old drawrings

some old drawings i had to do for art a few years ago, as well as some other stuff.   nothing too crazy here   Dead Alive! wheres the band? guess i got lazy World War III: the luna...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

BY FAR, the craziest Captain Conundrum story to date!

now you know me, and you know that some pretty crazy stuff always seems to happen to me, whether i want it to or not. But what follows is HANDS DOWN the craziest thing ever, and i don't think any...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST

Captain Conundrum gets kicked out of Fallbrook!

so I guess I'm kicked out of my home town. On July 28 it was Scott's 21 birthday so we went down to Fallbrook to hang out for a little. He got a little drunk during lunch and so the rest of the a...
Posted by Mr. Elling on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST