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christian

you look like the exact opposite of aunt jemima

About Me

haha

My Interests

thinking of genius ideas. small road trips. searching. laughing. crying, but only from laughter. learning. incomplete sentences. thrift store shopping. listening. talking. telling long drawn out stories with no point. meeting new people.

I'd like to meet:

fred armisen!

Music:

the aquabats! ben folds. ben folds five. this that and the other. the elected. pedro the lion. the rentals. the violent femmes. julieta venegas. the brobecks (rip). let's become actors! the smiths. the long winters. weezer. gogol bordello. ozma. the arcade fire. blur. the subjects. other fun stuff. an assortment of broadway musicals.

Movies:

waiting for guffman. a mighty wind. this is spinal tap. best in show. sandlot. american splendor. y tu mama tambien. amores perros. selena. wet hot american summer. the baxter. waiting. knocked up. paris, je t'aime. the ten. once. superbad.

Television:

freaks and geeks. the daily show. the colbert report. arrested development. late night with conan o'brien. saturday night live. strangers with candy. degrassi. saved by the bell. i love the 70's 80's 90's.

Books:

america: the book. the perks of being a wallflower. brighton beach memoirs. the art of fugue. various plays and educational essays.

Heroes:

the aquabats!

My Blog

push it real good

nothing makes me happier than a semi-okay television network producing a semi-okay television program in which they try to reassemble my favorite semi-okay 80's all femal...
Posted by christian on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST

why

is being nostalgic call for a sad face myspace?
Posted by christian on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

are you there god? it's me margaret.

as i grow into a young chap with awkward patches of facial hair, reach a stature slighty taller than the average little person, and develop a vocal tone no deeper than the but...
Posted by christian on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:47:00 PST

wwjd?

if jesus were alive today: do you think he would go for the classic berkenstock look, or would he adapt to societies' new standards of cool and comfort by sporting the popular, yet incredibly ugly, cr...
Posted by christian on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

christian's christmas wish list 2006

family time would be nice.  you know, the stereotypical picture of dad, mom, brothers, and me sitting around the fireplace decorating the christmas tree.  of course, me being the y...
Posted by christian on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

my eyes are closed but my mind is open.

i'm realizing that life is comfortable. i live with my parents.  they're great.  they provide a roof over my head, delicious food, and comfy mexican blanekts when the air outside if frigid.&...
Posted by christian on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:52:00 PST

Halloween 2006

this halloween i will be wearing black slacks, black wing tips, white socks, a white button up ( short sleeve ), a black tie, an oversized jansport backpack fully equiped with a photo of my family and...
Posted by christian on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST

hi, my name is christian, and i drive the next bus

what is up with all these high school peers of mine showing up on dating shows?  
Posted by christian on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:32:00 PST

christian christmas wish list

1.  in addition to my mother's beef and pork tamales, i would love to have some sweet tamales.  also, i'd like to try cheese tamales.  mom, if for some reason you see this, please make ...
Posted by christian on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:04:00 PST

can i handle the truth?

1. Who are you?  2. Are we Friends?  3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me ...
Posted by christian on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 12:38:00 PST