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Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames

glenn2ns

About Me

G.W. MACAULAY Objective ·To obtain an interesting and challenging career where I can utilize my skills and become an asset to any given organization. Education ·Honours B.A. in Communication Studies (Mass Communication and Cultural Studies), 2005, at McMaster University, Hamilton, ON.Work Experience 1-800-GOT-JUNK? Toronto ON, May 2004-August 2005 Driver ·Responsible for selling jobs on-site and making daily quotas ·Loaded trucks with various materials, heavy and otherwiseRecreational Warehouse, Mississauga ON, April 2002-August 2003 Sales, Miscellaneous ·Customer Service, Pool Sales, General Store Maintenance, office work (filing, booking appointments) ·Employee of the month, July 2002Aramark Sports and Entertainment (Molson Amphitheatre), Toronto ON, May 2001-August 2001 Cashier/Temporary Head Cashier ·Served alcohol and food ·Worked in fast-paced, unpredictable environment ·Learned simple bookkeeping skillsVolunteer Experience Polecat Productions, 2001-Present Writer, actor, public relations ·A theatre group founded by myself and 6 others, performing in various festivals in Canada and the U.S. (Montreal, Toronto, San Francisco) ·All material is written, produced, promoted and performed by the group93.3 CFMU Community Radio, Hamilton ON, September 2002-April 2005 On-air personality ·Had own radio show “The Polecats Radio Program” that aired once a week ·Learned the technical side of radio and how a station is runThe Silhouette Newspaper, Hamilton ON, February 2004-April 2005-08-05 Writer ·Wrote articles and opinion pieces mostly found in the “Life” section of the paperAdditional Skills ·Ability to write press releases in proper format ·Computer literate (Microsoft Word, Adobe Photoshop, Internet Explorer, Outlook, Excel) ·Hard working and extremely reliableReferences available upon requestCome see me and my pals in our super show

My Interests

meats, hockey, electronics, construction sites, phones, toys, synthetics, cheerfulness, puzzles, goblets, cd-rom, vents, bugs, creatures, graphs, cat, the news, aliens, thoughts, materialism

I'd like to meet:

All of my seemingly lovely neighbours and Waluigi

Music:

the stuff that makes me cry

Movies:

star wars, rushmore, the big lebowski, home alone, jurassic park, bottle rocket, uncle buck, life aquatic, summer school, camp nowhere, bill and ted's excellent journey as well as their bogus journey, lost in translation, trainspotting, waiting for guffman, best in show, a mighty wind, office space, shawshank redemption, menace II society, back to the future 2, animal house, spinal tap, pulp fiction, labyrinth, made, the sandlot, UHF, european vacation moremoremore re! movies!

Television:

Magnasonic, 21 inch

My Blog

From the journal of a guy in Sussex England in 1994

Today hasn't been all that bad. It's still raining, but that's pretty typical around here. I went to buy some food at the Tesco down the road but once I got there I realized I left my pence at hom...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

Here are some things

Here's what happened last time I went skiing: Me - Hey could I rent a pair of skis and some boots to go along? Worker - Yeah man, that'll be a hundred buckers Me - The sign says it's only 20 Worker -...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:54:00 PST

Excerpts

The following are excerpts from my upcoming autobiography, "The Meat of the Land: 6 Stories", by Glenn Macaulay. pg. 586 "As I sat pondering existence and the next day's forecast, a strange wave came...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:35:00 PST

Weighing in

I've never been good at drawing. Sometimes when I'm bored I get this urge to try really hard and draw something good. So I start drawing, say, a jet plane, and I try to picture how it will look in my...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:26:00 PST

vididieo

I put up the video that Andy and I made for the first still camera film festival in the video section of this MySpace page. I was going to autograph it but that's impossible. ...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 04:37:00 PST

My ride

I got my bike last summer out the garage of an upper-middle-class garage on a hot summer's day while working for North America's largest junk removal service, 1-800-GOT-JUNK. If my bike were a man, h...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

DEAR FANS

The Polecats have a MYSPACE page now. It's REALLY cool. Seriously. www.myspace.com/polecatscomedy.  We have a show tommorow at the bad dog theatre as part of a benefit for the west memphis 3. It ...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

passing the time

MEMORY Yesterday i was reminded of the battle of the bands in grade 11 I think it was. We almost won but we played this epic song that used Mario Brothers 2 music and then had some weird part about go...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:23:00 PST

Glenn and the Mountain Ghosts

I tried to post something here yesternight and then it messed up. MySpace is as reliable as anti-old faithful x 10. So I've been getting headaches lately. Last time i barfed = i don't remember. Stress...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST

MySpace

  I don't normally blog here. It's not my preferred blogger. A lot of people use myspace as their exclusive blog, but not me. Today's boxing day. I've never been to a boxing day sale. Instead&nbs...
Posted by Fighter Pilots Have Better Nicknames on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 06:51:00 PST