matt farris - ProfilesArchive

About Me

After selling quadruple infinite billion albums matt farris decided to take a break from recording and really get to know himself... it turns out that there really wasn't much to get to know and the little that he did discover disgusted and horrified him to the very core. Upon realizing that his songwriting capabilities were as vapid and hollow as his soulless body he embarked on what would become known as the 'world's sexiest bender'... after cleaning himself up he swore off drugs and became celebate to try and purify his body of all things evil. He moved out of the dumpster that was his home for a turbulent 27 months and spent the next 27 months sleeping on a friends couch, when asked about this his only reply was '27 months man'.. He claims to have found christ now and wishes he could live a more christlike life, unfortunately he wasn't born as god's totally wicked first son. He swears that he's fine with that though and has no problem living in jesus' shadow, in fact he wrote a song about it which he went on to sell to the one and only ashlee simpson. The song had moderate success on the charts but never lived up to the potential that matt truly had. When asked about the song matt said 'the audiences today just weren't ready for the harsh realities of the song, it's ahead of its time' He took a lot of flak for accepting the royalties to that song though and because of his sensitivity to how others perceive him, he donated all of his money to the christian children's fund. He spends his many lonely hours listening to Culture Club and Paris Hilton's music trying to see if he can get them to match up.
His favorite sketch comedy troupe is known as The Polecats. He finds their brand of humour 'charming' and encourages others to check out their myspace page and have a merry time.
http://www.myspace.com/polecatscomedy

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/01/2006
Band Members: Currently awaiting first application for enrolment
Influences: zeppelin, thrice, thursday, against me, nofx, johnny cash, mars volta, alkaline trio, foreigner, wang chung, gowan, rise against, coheed and cambria, bloc party, cream, cursive, deathcab, face to face, smokey robinson and the miracles, the stones, journey, the who, weezer, van halen, toto, queen, pink floyd, closet monster, protest the hero, miller, tha so-clar crew, green day, goldfinger, the beatles, eric clapton, radiohead, moneen, rancid, bedlight for blueeyes, iron maiden, 3 inches of blood, the beta band, phish, grateful dead, so many more
Sounds Like: eargasms
Record Label: self indulgent jerk records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

the lost world

not too long ago i noticed a stupid dinosaur banner on my page.... perhaps you've seen it. it sits perched atop my comments section and shakes to give the impression that the dinosaur is going 'roaro...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:15:00 GMT

lame

why do people film themselves recreating saturday night live sketches and post them on youtube? do they think other people want to see them sucking the life out of good comedy? do they think the...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:13:00 GMT

strap this to your vagina

let'r ride childshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTxmvdxhuHIif you don't get down with this... we aren't lovers anymore
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:09:00 GMT

give me a shot to remember

hello there.i haven't felt like writing on this thing lately, therefore, i haven't written anything. but today that all changes because it's my birthday party,, hurrah. it's also erin's birthday part...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:40:00 GMT

fun nights

a big thank you to all who came out to fun night yesterday. we had a great turn-out and an unusually receptive crowd.. not to say that our crowds aren't always receptive because they always rule, but...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 18:24:00 GMT

AMAZING

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Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:25:00 GMT

200 friends!

and i love you all.to mark this myspace milestone my 200th friend mr. 'Wineass' will be receiving a lovely gift basket complete with: pineapple, scented soaps, assorted cheeses, a matt farris mug, a p...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 16:52:00 GMT

t-gives

how was everyone's thanksgiving? oh that's nice.... i didn'tget any turkey so that was a big crap, but everyone got drunk so that made up for it.my mom flew in to spend t-gives with me and i was gonna...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:10:00 GMT

your new spokesman for mental health awareness

hey dudesso i'm filming a commercial tomorrow for mental health awareness, which is super sweet.i don't get any residuals though.. so that's super assi think i'm playing the dude with poor mental heal...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:05:00 GMT

more second city, less crap city

The Polecats had a big show on friday opening for My First Crush on the Second City Mainstage. Having never been to second city this was quite exciting for me. We were worried that we might not have...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:31:00 GMT