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About Me

I make a wicked lasagna, is that what you want to hear? Well fine, I do! I guess you're on here hoping and praying that I'll cough up the secret recipe. No dice! I won't. No "friend" is worth that.So now you're saying: "When is she going to invite me over to try some of that lasagna?" Well....maybe I will and maybe I won't. Maybe I'll invite you over instead and show you my life size cardboard cut-out of Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek: TNG, and maybe I'll ask you what your favourite episode is, and if you're not a complete retard you'll probably say the one where Data makes a daughter because it teaches us all about the true meaning of love. Or maybe you won't say all that and I'll kindly ask you to leave.Okay...you caught me. I'm a comedian! I get paid for these gems!!! Hey, do me a quick fave will ya and come check out Sunday Night Live with the Sketchersons....we sure could use the friends....say come hang with the sketchersons . We make great sandwiches.

My Interests

love, boys, food, jokes, farts, friends, family, music, shows, laughing hard, dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks dicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicksdicks dicks, and most recently, puppet making.

I'd like to meet:

a smurf.

Music:

all our buds! Heart, soul, heroics, and butt shaking all night long.

Movies:

the ones that play in the all those theatres we used to have in Toronto before we didn't have those theatres anymore. Also: The Funeral, by Sara St. Onge

Television:

Arrested Development, Star Trek:TNG, the Office, Perfect Strangers, Ali G, Trailer Park Boys, Ab Fab, the Amazing Race, Conan, Mr. Show, SNL, Court shows, and my dirty little secret: A&E true crime shows.....

Books:

the little prince, the fall, a theory of everything

Heroes:

Chris Farley, Scott McFadyen, Einstein, Buddha. Not necessarily in that order.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Inessa on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

I'm making you a metaphorical lasagna...

I'm layering it with:patiencehumour/cheesekindnesslovesensualitydreamsexcite mentand I'm putting it in my oven for as long as it takes until it's ready, to take on the world, and to take on this life!C...
Posted by Inessa on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Who wants a heartjob?

They are like handjobs, but way better.way better.
Posted by Inessa on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:38:00 PST

i don't need you.

in case you were wondering.wonder no longer.let all wonder cease.
Posted by Inessa on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

4 dicks are better than 1

Think about it.If you feel confident walking into a room with one huge dick, think about how much more confident you'd be with 4.....and like....8 balls or whatever. No one would fuck with you.I kno...
Posted by Inessa on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:38:00 PST

Andy Boorman saves lives!

Hey, do you guys know Andy Boorman? I do. He is this awesome comedian in Toronto who accidentally subscribed to my blog, because he doesn't know how to work his computer and clicks yes to...
Posted by Inessa on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

show me your dick and I'll show you my heart.

let's get vulnerable.
Posted by Inessa on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

andre the giant part 2

20 steaks, 16 lobsters, a case of beer, 3 bottles of wine, and 1 bottle of Jack Daniels...1 sitting.
Posted by Inessa on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

my laundry sits untouched on the sofa for going on 3 weeks....

If some of you have been wondering about some of my creative wardrobe choices as of late, then this might be the explanation. My entire closet has migrated to my sofa in a mish mash of clean, di...
Posted by Inessa on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:56:00 PST

WANTED: Massive Boner

Did I get your attention? Good. It should read like this: WANTED: Massive Boner to eff the man with! So....I really care about society you know?
Posted by Inessa on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST