A giant epilepsy detector in the sky... |
They have equipped Toronto's CN tower with flashing lights as if to say, "Epileptics you're not welcome here anymore". I was running around this city of Toronto trying to get things done, people alway...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:35:00 PST |
All dogs have side burns... |
I'm looking after some friends dogs during the day. By looking after I mean co-exist in the same environment. Nobody really wants me to be in charge of their pets after I made that video about the cat...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:23:00 PST |
Free nachos... why yes... now you die! |
I was walking to the subway eating some pizza and there was 2 guys handing out free nachos. The one guy said "you know what would go good with that pizza some nachos". Slow down there fellow, your giv...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:00:00 PST |
The people on the bus go... frown, fart, stare |
I'm in Toronto right now; it's always so humid here it makes me feel like a fat guy running. A lot has changed in this city, the buses all have a recorded voice to let you know what stop is coming up....
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:28:00 PST |
Hey Jared from subway, F**K you with a foot long... |
I wrote a blog on Jared from subway a few months back and that got almost more emails then any other controversy I've been involved with. I thought it was ridiculous that people would idolize Jared fo...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:03:00 PST |
Aliens came down and had sex with cavemen... |
I'm in a hotel lobby right now typing away frantically on my computer. This is a common occurrence for me as I spend half the year in random hotels of all brands. From my various travels I've come to ...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:34:00 PST |
Some times my job can be a pain in the ass... |
I'm in Cranbrook British Columbia right now, at the Heritage Inn. I've talked about hotel procedures before but I think I'll expand. First 3 things I do when I get into a hotel. 1. Get Naked: nothi...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:41:00 PST |
I think you are suppose to put that in your mouth... |
I'm in Saskatchewan right now; a province in western Canada. It's characterized by dust storms and pregnant teenagers. A nice enough place but the air is so dry that it petrifies your boogers, they tu...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:50:00 PST |
Nice Towers |
I notice that when I'm hanging out in coffee shops there seem to be lots of outside job interviews going on. That would rock to go to an interview and try and scam a free bagel and tea out of the adve...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:47:00 PST |
Nice legs, can you check my balance... |
I went to the bank today; they always have some hot tellers working. It's hard to flirt with them when they have your bank information right in front of their eyes. Nothing makes you feel like a loose...
Posted by Comedian James Uloth on Sat, 10 May 2008 05:13:00 PST |
