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Celeste Davis

I found God but we are not on speaking terms!

About Me

Yes, you guessed it. My father was a Magician and I was his assistant. Soak it in folks. It can't get any better than this.

My Interests

I have maxed out on my dust bunny collection so that left me with a few minutes during the day.
Actually, I'm quite busy when I'm not home sitting and typing this out. Although my current focus is on Stand-Up, you may be surprised to find out a few others things about me.
1. I do my own handmade crafts of flowers, cards, soaps, candles, and some jewelry. You can check out my website www.lebellacosa.com if you would like to feign some interest.
2. I enjoy playing classical piano. I play original pieces in their original form which means that I am not doing a "Easy Piano". I did learn a few fun modern type pieces. If you are reading this and are interested, email me and I'll let you know which pieces.
3. I joined a book club and I love it because it has pushed me to read more and more patiently.
4. This year, I can't seem to get enough music. I absolutely love the outdoor summer concerts. Live bands are awesome. I got an iPod and I've downloaded just about every 1980's song out there!

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've met some fantastic comedians but nothing beats meeting nice people after my shows that will continue to laugh at my jokes. It only encourages me.
This section should really be for people I don't want to meet:
- I don't want to meet anyone for a date or a relationship because my admirers only stare at me. That's not direct eye contact, that's just creepy!
- I don't want to meet any "new" stalkers or serial killers. Been there, done that!
- I don't want to "add new Music Friends" anymore. This is overwhelming to me. I had to cut this down. Sorry. If I know you and admire you than I'll add you.

Music:

A very tough question as I really like music and enjoy listening to a lot of genres. I typically go for the classic rock such as Pat Bentar, Super Tramp, Blue Oyster Cult, Styx, Starship and Rush to name a few. But then sometimes my taste goes towards Cyndi Lauper, Soft Cell, Oingo Boingo. Most people are surprised to find out that I am a huge KISS fan. (I said "fan" not "fanatic".)

Movies:

Again, an old flame to the cheesy 80's era such as Airplane, Porkys, any Mel Brooks movie. My absolute favorite movies are Blazing Saddles and Office Space.

Television:

My favorite shows are a bit of an eclectic collection: Welcome Back Kotter, Taxi, Forensic Files, Most Haunted, and American Idol. For some odd reason, I'm hooked on the "Debbie Downer" character from SNL.

Books:

I finally read "Kite Runner" and met with the Book Club last week. The book was very interesting but I didn't like it. I didn't think it was well written. I am in no position to judge someone else's writing when I'm not at a decent level myself but I was disappointed. The author focused on so much details that it got too distracting. For instance, he rambled on and on for two pages about what words in farsi meant. There was no connection to the character, I didn't gain any insight, and it felt like mindless rambling (quite similar to what I'm doing here). I found out that this was the author's first book.
Our next book will be "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien. It is a fictional book regarding Vietnam.

Heroes:

I have to admit that I've never had a hero growing up. My imaginary friends were the jealous type and I really didn't want to have that arguement.

My Blog

Wine and My Mother’s Birthday

First, if you ever need that extra help to dull out the painful things that a Mother will say to you at her birthday dinner like "you are a good dieter" and "you wouldn't have problems with your knees...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

Being a comedian rocks!

Yesterday was one of those days that was completely unplanned, spontaneous, and was really fun. It started off doing Bill Word's workshop at 10:00 am the morning ending about 1:00pm.&nb...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

It’s Valentine’s Day Remembered!

So I'm reflecting about all those past Valentine's Days.  Let see... 1. I have had a total of 11 break-ups within a 5 day before or after period of Valentine's Day. 2. One proposal of marria...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST

How to tell if you are really sick - Part 1

Yep. I'm still sick.  It hit me pretty hard.  But, I didn't realize how sick I was until today.  I've been watching Janice Dickenson's Model Agency in and out of consciousness real...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

I think Jesus has converted this Jew!

Tuesday morning I got up at 6am, traveled all over the place for work, had a full day, and ran directly over to the theater to help out with the comedy workshop, and then the show.  I basica...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

My asshole neighbor is haunting me!

Nothing like a Saturday at home on a rainy night, waiting for my boyfriend, and calling the cops on my dead next door neighbor.  Ahhh...it's days like this that bring out memories.  Goo...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:15:00 PST

It stayed in Las Vegas

I went to Las Vegas this weekend with Zues.  Let me just cut out any rumor, thoughts, or predictions: "No we didn't get married!"  I appreciate the lovely sentiment and we are absolutely cra...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:54:00 PST

I had a reality show orgasm today!

My boyfriend reads my blogs and I was hesitant to write this one knowing that he's going to see it.  But I can't hold back any more. I have a confession to make.  I'm in love with another ma...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:09:00 PST

Somewhere I got kissed at midnight!

The past couple of days have been a blurr.  Actually the past two weeks have been fuzzy.  Unfortunately, I was sober for most.  First, I had to work a lot of hours to get a lot of thin...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:47:00 PST

Day 5 - You are NOT that funny!

See that default picture?  That is my Dad and my nephew.  I gave them those matching hawaiian shirts and some money to go take a nice professional picture.  This is what they came back ...
Posted by Celeste Davis on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:04:00 PST