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Dominus Maximus

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I am THE HOBBIT! Bow before my awesome Hobbity-ness!

I am the Pirate-Hobbit Dom, drinker of mead, Guzzler of Guinness, Ingestor of Irish Car Bombs, and purveyor of fine wenches!Ok, enough with that. I'm Dom, I drink, I shoot people, I drink, I go bowling, I drink, I jacuzzi, I drink, I slave for a bank, doing file clerkery do freelance (well, more like just "free") photography (available at DeviantArt.com) . My interests are partying, Renn Faire, hanging out and watching TV, playing video games, taking what Les likes to call "Piktars", watching movies, drawing, drinking, lounging around in my skin, jacuzzi time, listening to music, airsofting, bowling, naughty nekkid time, mini golf, and monkeying around in Photoshop.Oh, and sex. I love sex. Apparently I'm rather good at it; if you wanna find out for yourself, lemme know.If you need to get a hold of my online, I can be found at Gundom2501(AIM/YIM) and gundom2501(AT symbol)hotmail(DOT symbol)com (MSN).
ABOUT DOM - Behind the Awesome
Name: Dom
Birthday: 22 April
Birthplace: Torrance, CA
Current Location: Westminster, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican/Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots
Your Weakness: Women, whiskey, and war
Your Fears: God and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Classic italian: no tomato sauce, lots of cheese, garlic, and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go to Ireland, finish painting my WH40K army
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "heheheh"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Feth, daylight...
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair/my arse
Your Bedtime: Whenever my body says "SLEEP! NOW!"
Your Most Missed Memory: Being young and innocent, when my mom was around
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BRISK, BABY!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caff
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Indeed. I have a karaoke addiction.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, too many times
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't believe in me, no one else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: In certain ways
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no; I smoke, drink, and love fried food
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hella sexy
Do you play an Instrument: Vocals
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Are we counting naturally produced endorphines?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, and 1.5 hours isn't enough for me to eat "All-You-Can-Eat"
In the past month have you been on Stage: Sadly, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some rubber bands from work
Ever been Drunk: I drink on a weekly basis
Ever been called a Tease: Numerous times
Ever been Beaten up: Not really
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Either quickly enough where I don't know it's happened, or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Never growing up, so screw this question
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland/Scotland/England/Germany/Puerto Rico/Japan/Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark anything
Short or Long Hair: Long hair, definitely
Height: As long as she isn't 7'0", I'll take it
Weight: No twigs, but no shapes either
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they feel most comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 200 = # CDs owned = 250
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a lot
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My Interests

....Airsoft. Anime. Lazer Tag. Manga. RPGs. Drinking. Food. Air. Roses. Sunsets. Billiards/Pool. Ice cream. Rats. Welsh Corgis. Vampires. Pirates. Black powder. Cooking. Singing. Video games. Nintendo. Theatre. The Tartan Room. Dancing. Scooters. Comedy. Tragedy. Robots. Sci-fi. Fantasy. Rewriting history. Fanfics. Webcomics. Smoking my hobbit pipe. Eris. Discord. Everything nice and neat. Sacred Chao and Golden Apple. Warhammer 40K. Renn faire. Swords and other sharp shiny things. Sex. Romance. Wine. Guinness. Newcastle. Werewolves. Growling and howling at the moon. This list could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

I'd like to meet:

Noodle people and more hobbits. A nice, cute girl to cuddle and have random sex with. CHECK AND DOUBLE CHECK. And porn stars. Because someday, I want to do porn erotica, either still shots or motion picture.

NOTE: I don't friend just anyone. If you want to add me as a friend, please send me a message first telling me who you are (or however I might know you). If you are sending me a message in response to one of my networking posts, please note that I do not know or have any contact information on how to beak into the industry(s) as I am trying to beak into the industry(s) myself.

Oh, I'd like to meet mother-fucking Warren Ellis. He's got a book out. BUY IT. Don't think about it, just FUCKING BUY IT. Get this widget!

Music:

....As long as it is not country, hip-hop/rap, or the other crap that people try and pass as music just to make a buck, then I will listen to it. This includes everything from Aqua to Aerosmith, ZZTop to Zappa, Sinatra to Slayer, and Green Day to Green Jello, L'Arc en Ciel to Dj Jinnai, X Japan to Malice Mizer, faint to The Prodigy, MSI to Moi Dix Mois, Psycho le Cemu to Schwartz Stein, Pulp to the London Philharmonic. Yes, my musical tastes vary a lot.

Movies:

....I love science fiction and anime. Ghost in the Shell and Vampire Hunter D are two of my favorites. I also love Monty Python. Gotta love Brit humor, otherwise we wouldn't have Snatch, Shaun of the Dead, or Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Court Jester is a really good one, as is UHF. Rocky Horror Picture Show consumed a good couple of years of my life (for the better), and following in that channel was Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Dog Soldiers was fucking awesome, and so were Battle Royale, Ju-On, Wa San Go (Volcano High) and Shaolin Soccer. I love funny martial arts movies and those crazy Japanese.

Television:

I don't really watch TV.

Books:

....Sci-fi. Fantasy. Black Library. Warhammer 40K. Dan Abnett. JRR Tolkein. Dungeons and Dragons novels. RPG rule books. History texts. Reading material suited for the Discordian or Sub-Genius. Comic books.

Heroes:

....Brock Samson from "The Venture Bros." on [adult swim]. He's just fucking awesome. But then again, so are Howlin' Mad Murphy and Sparks. Also, my dad, Ghandi, and Edwin Rommel.

My Blog

Seriously...

Could you stop adding me to those bloody applications, people? That's what Facebook is for, and I hate logging on to MySpace to find I've 300 new messages, all of them inane drivel about how much I wa...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

Birthday Shindig

So, since my birthday was in the middle of the week (and seriously, who wants/can party in the middle of the week?) I've decided to gather al you suck- er, I mean, my most cherished friends and acquai...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

Help Stop The Madness

Help stop the madness that is Uwe Boll. Please read, then sign this petition.If you don't know who Uwe Boll is, he is a dream killer, murderer of childhood memories, and all-around cause as to why vi...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Day in Bed

So, I've been fighting that horrible Great-Deadly-Kick Your Ass-Cold bug since Monday. I actually stayed home from work today and have spent the day in bed reading Dick Marcinko's "Rogue Warrior: Red ...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:38:00 PST

Podcasting

PowerForgeRadio.com : Check it out, bitches!
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

This Just In:

Jib Jab's "What We Call The News - A wonderfully catchy musical romp that shows modern news in the US for what it is: nothing but idiotic ramblings from Hollywood that cut off important news, such as ...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:39:00 PST

Gbye Buddy

I had to put my dog to sleep today.He had a ruptured disc between his L5 and L6 vertebrae. He wasn't in pain, but he didn't know his back half existed. I feel like a wreck, but I know it's what I had ...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:08:00 PST

"No one puts Richard in a corner."

+++Tac/Log /ref 999.134.267.007M3+++ +++Encoding: Delta+++ +++Thought for the day: Thought begets heresy; heresy begets retribution+++ +++Begin Transmission+++ + + +MyCack hates my voxcaster, so I'm m...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

Hangovers, More Death, and Faire

+++Tac/Log ref/999.184.260.007M3++++++Encoding: Bravo++++++Thought for the day: A mind with no purpose will wander in dark places++++++Begin Transmission++++Still alive after a pretty wicked weekend. ...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:16:00 PST

Current Info

So, tomorrow is the funeral for my grandma. I'll be helping carry the casket.If you've tried calling me, I won't pick up. I can't. Cingular has suspended my service, due to me not paying them for the ...
Posted by Dominus Maximus on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST