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About Me

I believe in happy endings. I believe that if you work hard, you should play hard. I believe that strangers are just friends that I haven't made yet. I believe in the power of the human mind. I believe change is good. I believe in myself, my integrity, and my sexual prowess (rawr). I believe that laughter can heal all wounds. I believe that time, distance, and an open mind can do powerful things. I believe that money can't buy happiness... but it sure does help. I believe that kisses are better than sex. I believe that nothing is better than good friends and coffee. I believe that there is someone out there who is perfect for me... he just has to realize that I am perfect for him. I believe in perfection as an unobtainable, but admirable goal. I believe that your friends are your family, and your family should be your friends. I believe that my mother is the most remarkable, strange, and hilarious woman on Earth. I believe that I am 100% worth it. I believe in honesty. I believe I'm beginning to sound like Martin Luther King Jr. so I'll stop now.My name is Christine. I'm pretty much boring, and uninteresting. I like to read, write poetry, drink coffee, smoke cigarettes, and basically make the days pass quickly. I'm a pretty outgoing person, once I get to know you, but until then... I'm pretty shy unless pressured. ESPECIALLY around guys I like.

My Interests

Reading, writing, singing, acting, and a list of illegal activities that people really shouldn't know about. ::winkwink:: I'm also into ska music (3rd wave), glass art, classic literature, 50's pinup girls, Harry Potter, and Bam Margera (even if he IS a corporate prostitute, he's still hot). Any other questions??? Ah yes...

I'd like to meet:

Criteria for Dream Guy: green eyes, curly hair, taller than me, musically inclined, passionate, great smile, and a dry sense of humor.It's not so much to ask, really. I'm just looking for a miracle.

Music:

Movies:

Movies??? Let's see... anything by Quentin Tarantino (i.e. The Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volumes I and II, Reservoir Dogs, etc.) I also love Peter Pan, The Big Lebowski, My Fair Lady, Phantom of the Opera, The Incredibles, A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Snatch, From Hell, Alice In Wonderland, It's a Wonderful Life, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, etc. etc. etc. I also secretly harbor a love for the Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, and Wimbledon. Sad, I know.

Television:

Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, Gilmore Girls, Project Runway, and HOME MOVIES on Adult Swim!

Books:

Oh wow... let's not even get me started.

Heroes:

My heroes are Edna Mode from The Incredibles, Bart Simpson, my brother Matt, Jennifer Woo (Indo Board madness!), Nora Roberts, Anne Hathaway, and.... my mommy. All but the last are an inspiration in different aspects of my life. My mom is my reason for being... she's my oxygen.

My Blog

Can You Handle This?

So as everyone knows... I'm not usually happy being single. It kind of blows, especially this "time of year".However, I've decided on a new angle. Enough with the "Boys are stupid", rant-y blogs, bitc...
Posted by THE Bean on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST

Photographic Harmony

All of my favorite songsRemind me of youThose sad country songsMy mom always listens toThe lyrics and melodyIn tune with my memoryFading verses of those timesI'll never see againA photographic harmony...
Posted by THE Bean on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Hope

Hope is a belief in a positive outcome related to events and circumstances in one's life. Hope implies a certain amount of perserverance... believing that a positive outcome is possible even when ther...
Posted by THE Bean on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST

To the left...

She didn't choose this roleBut she'll play it and make it sincere***Take my handI've changed my mind againReally I believed it trueThat all who fell in love were foolish***Once dividedNothing left to ...
Posted by THE Bean on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:20:00 PST

Gangsta Party

You know what I hate? I hate "gangtas". That's right. I said it, assholes. I hate all of you with your sideways hats, bright-ass "fresh" t-shirts, low GPA's (not to mention IQs), your lifted trucks wi...
Posted by THE Bean on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Homophobia, Racism, and the Christian "Agenda"

What do you think homophobia is? I'd really like some personal definitions. Also, do you think that it's homophobic for a homosexual to be against gay adoption? *** Racism... does it exist in EVERYone...
Posted by THE Bean on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

AND NOW....

Christine the Unstoppable! *** So I'm pretty much fucking amazed at my own crapability at Life In General. Let's have a review, shall we? Then I can get even more depressed and feel even more crap tha...
Posted by THE Bean on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:14:00 PST

The Vortex

Just so everyone is aware:I was talking about Marissa. Not [insert name here].***In case anyone needs a refresher, here ya go.Don't know what it is? Chances are, you've already been sucked in and spit...
Posted by THE Bean on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:14:00 PST

Its time to try defying gravity

stressed out, kind of. wondering if my relationship is going down the shitter or not. i don't think so, i hope not, but still... there's always that fear. i'm terribly afraid that i will fuck up someh...
Posted by THE Bean on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

double you tee eff

So, I don't know what's been up with me lately, but I think I've been out of it, and super bitchy.Sorry.Guess what???MATT PHILLIPS IS A WHOOPSIE!I love you, Matty. LoL.So, Joe and I have been dating f...
Posted by THE Bean on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:44:00 PST