The Duke of Douche - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am not a cynic. I am a jaded realist.
Lets see...
First and foremost, Im a gamer. Yup, dice chuckin card floppin miniature painting gamer.
Im also a drunkard.
Oh yeah, and fat. Dont forget fat.
Sarcasm is my weapon of choice. That or beer.
Ill rape your face at darts, unless youre jeff or neil. If you're jeff or neil, FUCK YOU. If you're Darcy, FUCK YOU MORE :-D Please?
Pool too. Pretty much anything you find to do at a bar.
But im not an alcoholic. They go to meetings.
I have a proclivity towards wearing my heart on my sleeve. I speak my mind, no matter how stupid what I have to say may be. Im a creature of my vices.
Im pretty fatalistic. To what avail leaving this world in as pristine a condition as when you entered it?
And Im a literary junky.
Im the guy making the decisions nobody else ever will. Im the boyfriend taking the actions that no partner ever will. Im the friend saying the words that no other friend will.
I will offer no apologies for being who I am. For choosing what I choose, and doing what I do, and saying what I say. I lead not through virtue of being best suited, or most talented, but by the simple fact that I have and am and always will do the things that need to be done.
No matter the cost.
And all of this is a lie.

My Interests

Counter-intuitive thought. Rampant ignorance. Gratuitous violence. Sexually explicit content. Derangements. Control freaks. Phobias. Sheltered minds. Willful self-deceit. And Pornography.

I'd like to meet:

"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, and intolerable, and so, if he is a romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally, he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."
H. L. Mencken
I would love to meet such a person, romantic or otherwise.

Music:

Fuck your labels, i just like to move.

Movies:

If its a romantic comedy, ill masturbate to it all night long. Man i love those things.

Television:

House. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOUSE. Heroes may or may not give me a super-hero tv show hard-on. results are sporadic at best. not at all due to impotence. And, um.... anime. Boston Legal too. Mmmmmmm.

Books:

Christ. Anything that isnt Harry Potter.
OR THOSE GODFUCKINGDAMNED SOUP FOR THE SOUL BOOKS.
Although soul soup sounds tasty.

Heroes:

Tyrion Lannister, Frank Castle, Marv, The guy who created newcastle, David Carradine, Jet Li, Joe McCarthy, and Me.

My Blog

This one goes out to people who subscribe to my blog.

seriously guys, why? thats like, the most rediculous thing in the world. Well, except for Darcy. thats kind of her job.it just boggles my mind. but thanks, and much love....
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:06:00 PST

apparantly i cant leave the subject blank. FUCKERS.

excitement.thrill.adventure.obligation.i wasnt made for this.
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

Obligatory Birthday Picture Post!

Okay so its only like almost two weeks late, but thats just how I fucking roll.First we start with the pre-bar-be-cue (hahahaha. im fucking CLEVER)Im clearly fielding what is amongst the first of a f...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:26:00 PST

Dont read this. Its shitty. I swear.

Ugh. I hate sitting in front of this thing. Right now nothing intimidates me more than this big blank field waiting to be filled. And I pull it up, my cup running over with ideas I am desperate to ...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

UCLA Student Tasered by UCLA Police for not showing ID

.. width="425" height="350">..>Apparently not producing ID in the UCLA library is a crime worth electrocuting someone over.The guy was asked to leave, and on his way out, campus cops stopped him and g...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

Caught in the Middle.

Caught in the middle is my mindOne side of me...you love one side of me...you love, you love one side of methis one side of me you loveand in the middle my head is spinningin the middle is my mindCaug...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

Musings.

As I sat outside smoking, book in hand, I heard this song. Anybody who cares to look back in my entries will find the lyrics posted.I feel as if I have been neglectful of posting this outright, so her...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Flogging Molly - Black Friday Rule

I want to believe in myself once againSo I dream of a man whose hopes never endTo kiss with a girl who's as lovely as youI'd give you my heart, if you give me the truthAnd for every tear that is lost ...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

blah blah blah blah blah

im being stupid and insecure. hah. its okay. this always happens.
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

Fucking Shit

Man, this weekend could have gone so much better in so many different ways. I will not let other people determine my mood or bring me down. Saw Brick today, and htat movie was fucking fantastic.&nbs...
Posted by The Duke of Douche on Mon, 01 May 2006 02:12:00 PST