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About Me

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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Orange Juice
Beverage (alc) ? Gin
Color ? Green or Blue
Food ? Foreign
Item of clothing ? Pants
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ?
Quality in a guy/girl ? Easy to get along with
Phrase ?
Song ?
Musical Artist/Band ?
Sport ? Sports aren't my Sport
Movie ?
TV Show ?
Radio Station ? 103.1
Type of Chocolate ? Milk Chocolate with Nuts
Eye Color ? Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes
Smoke ? Once in a while
Drink ? Yup
Have any piercings ? Yup, tongue
Have any tatoos ? Nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Nope
Had sex ? Yup
Gone streaking ? Nope
Gone skinny dipping ? Nope
Been to Europe ? Nope
Been to an island ? Yup
Had stitches ? Nope
Broken any bones ? Nope
Been stabbed/shot ? I once almost got shot at, does that count?
Slept until after 12:00 ? On a regular basis, yes
Stayed up all night ? Yup
Danced like a whore ? Nope
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Nope
Turned down a dare ?
Which friend....
Is the funniest ?
Is the prettiest ?
Is the most handsom ?
Is the loudest ?
Is the craziest ?
Is the most shy ?
Is the most loving ?
Is the most understanding ?
Is the richest ?
Is the most athletic ?
Is the most cocky ?
Is the biggest sex icon ?
Is the most wordly/cultured ?
Do you look up to the most ?
Do you tell everything to ?
Has the best clothes ?
Has the best house ?
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Nope
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Not without a damn good reason
Cheat on someone you love ? Nope
Run away from home ? Nope
Lie to your parents ? Yup
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Nope
Lie to your best friend ? Yup (if I have a REALLY good reason)
Give a homeless person money ? Yup
Run from the police ? Nope
Bungee jump ? Yup
Sky dive ? Yup
Cross dress ? Nope
Be an exotic dancer ? Who would pay to see me naked?
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Nope
Scuba dive ? Yup
Go rock climbing ? Yup
Go spulunking (caving) ? Yup
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Annoying
Bologna ? Yummy
Hott ? Hott Womens
Orange ? Juice
Real world ? I hate that show
Fuck ? You
Jack ? Off
Cucumber ? hehehe you know
Hip-Hop ? eh, ain't my thing
Uniform ? Naughty Nurse
UniCORN ! ? Why is the second half capitalized?
Rainbow ? Gay
Clown ? Porn
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My Interests

Books, Surfing the Internet, Sex, Hanging Out, Drinking, Collecting Booze, Learning, etc. Want to know more? Ask.

I'd like to meet:

People. Interesting People. And maybe a couple dead Presidents.

Music:

Fuck you, I'll put a picture in 'Music' if I want. Asshat.

Heroes:

Batman. But not that sissy Adam West Batman. The hard ass Christian Bale Batman.Also, Raoul Duke.

My Blog

Fucking Stenographers.

OK, maybe that should be titled ’Fucking Stenography Translator Program Writers" but that’s too long.Stenographers are people who keep the notes durring a trial. That frumpy lady ove...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

OMG. Best Idea Ever!

The Mongol Rally!Essentially, you start in London with a POS car (under 1L engine capacity, unless it's a particularly funny car), drive to Mongolia, sell you car. You can't play around with the...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:12:00 PST

Dear History Channel: WTF?

I understand that rating can make or break a network, but is all this UFO/Bigfoot/Cryptozoology stuff is a bunch of shit. It's more appropriate for the SciFi Channel than the HISTORY Channel.&nb...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

Im like Kraft Macaroni and Chese.

I've got the Blues.Not full-blown Depression or anything too drastic like that. Just the Blues. Like, if I was black and musically inclined, I might be the next Robert Johnson/BB King/John...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST

Absinthe? Who wants to give it a try?

I've discovered that I can get absinthe legally in the USA. However, the cheaper of the two brands sold legally here is 53 bucks and is clear,and clear is no fun. The other brand is green ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:04:00 PST

Alan Moore? Simpsons? WTF?

Alan Moore portrayed himself for about 3 minutes in the Simpsons this evening.I'm not sure how I feel about this.On the one hand, it's Alan Moore and he can do whatever he wants because he's Alan Moor...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:21:00 PST

Somebody Fucked Up Somewhere

Last Thursday my Math proff. said that the ONLY record he has of me being enrolled in his class is my score from the third exam. No homeworks, neither of the previous two tests, and no attendanc...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:00:00 PST

A severe bout of contemplation.

Saturday: I got drunk. Nothing new. I said/did some silly/stupid things. Again, nothing new. However one of those thing crossed a line.I said, "You're the devil because y...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:38:00 PST

Thinks of the past couple days.

1) I will often do or say things without thinking, and inadvertently place myself or others in danger, offend someone, or make myself look foolish. I really don't mean to do these sorts of...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST

Who DOES that?

So I'm just sitting around in the B+N(that's Barnes and Noble for those of you not with it) flipping through "Hells Angels" by Hunter S. Thompson(whose work is almost all in the Current Events section...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST