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Jenn

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

About Me

i'm going to do something i haven't done in a while and not use a long, boring survey to help me describe myself. i know, i'm a little weirded out too. instead, i'll use lots of quiz thingies! enjoy!
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Which girl from The Girls Next Door are you?

Holly
You are Hef's number 1 girlfriend and you are in charge of the other girls. You don't really get out much and you love to watch classic movies, especially with Hef!
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Your Birthdate: April 30
You have the type of personality that people either love or hate.
You're opinionated, dramatic, intense, and very outspoken.
And some people can't get enough of you - they're totally addicted.
Others, well, they wish you were a little more reserved.
Your strength: Your flair
Your weakness: If you think it, you say it
Your power color: Scarlet red
Your power symbol: Inverted triangle
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
What Disney Princess Are You? by xsoimpossiblex
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Princess
Which Johnny Depp character do you belong with? by cerulean_dreams
UserName
Age
You fall in love with
You meet on top of the Eiffel Tower
His friends think you should dump him for them
Your friends think you could do better
You will screw every night

My Interests

Pretty much, i'm a really chill girl. I'm' not high maintenance at all. Take me to play pool and drink beer and i am happy. I love to laugh and i love to be happy. I enjoy people who have a sarcastic sense of humor and are also huge dorks. I consider myself to be a huge dork as well. I love to play pool and i suck right now because i haven't been going even close to as regularly as i used to. i really should work on that.
What Kind of Piercing Are You?


Navel
All the guys love you and your belly button ring!
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I love everything, pretty much. I'm not a huge fan of the harder metal, but i can get into some of it. I love some country. Not all of it, but a lot of the more popular stuff i do enjoy. I love everything from classic rock to punk rock to hip hop to broadway songs to classical to country and back.

Movies:

empire records, clueless and wayne's world are my favorites. i also love buffy the vampire slayer, garden state, the last kiss, but i'm a cheerleader, latter days, adam and steve, another gay movie, my big fat greek wedding, all of the matrix movies, pretty much anything disney, napoleon dynamite, almost famous, monty python and the holy grail, all of the star wars movies but primarily the original trilogy, anything by kevin smith, the devil wears prada...that's it for now.
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you: Kate Beckinsale
Who will play your love interest: Kate Beckinsale
Weeks you will stay in the box office: 20
Song that will play during your love scene: The Beegees - How Deep Is Your Love
Song that will play during your death: Frank Sinatra - My Way
Your name:
i thought about it, and it actually makes sense for me and my love interest to be played by the same person =)

Television:

the simpsons, gilmore girls, family guy, robot chicken, project runway, america's next top model, the real housewives of orange county. i'm obsessed with the girls next door. and, of course, sex and the city.
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Books:

the vagina monologues, nothing's sacred by lewis black, naked portraits of famous people by jon stewart, how to make love like a porn star by jenna jameson, candy girl: a year in the life of an unlikely stripper. yeah, i'll add more later.

Heroes:

anyone who puts others before themselves. as cliche as it sounds, teachers because they get paid shit wages when they're doing what is pretty much the most important job we have. the women who are now and never have been afraid to just put their sexuality out there to the world. my grandparents, for never ceasing to show us grandkids that love truly has no bounds. and daria morgandorfer, for showing us that you don't have to be popular to be cool. What Daria Character are You?
You are Daria.Thinks fast; Talks slow.
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My Blog

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!: a rant

Poem by Sharon SteegeI don't know who they areSaying I can't greet the crowd The way that I want toCan't say CHRISTMAS out loud.I walk into a business placeSee things that I rather not seeBut dare I n...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Alive

I'm feeling nothingBut all aloneJust missing someoneI don't even knowBut until I find themI'll wait patientlyJust feeling nothingInside of meAnd where are you babyWhere can you beWhy aren't you hereLo...
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST

i love this

It doesnt interest me what you do for a living.I want to know what you ache forand if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing.It doesn't interest me how old you are.I want to know if you will...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

cupping

cupping is an eastern medicinal practice.  it's called cupping because you use cups to create suction over the skin.  it draws out the toxins in the muscles.  it originated using glass ...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST

why not? i need a new blog.

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?nope, you tend to stop talking to the people who say they'd backhand you the first time you'd say no to sex.2. What would you do with...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:45:00 PST

halloween in new york!!!!

i love halloween. this was the best halloween EVER!!!! we walked in the village parade, and the costumes there ranged from "eh" to "OH MY GOD!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!" so many people asked to take our pict...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:48:00 PST

i'm bored

I am: bored!!I think: therefore i'm singleI know: everything and nothingI have: too many hopes for the futureI wish: i felt confident about my futureI hate: acne commercials!I fear: doing nothing w/ m...
Posted by Jenn on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:23:00 PST

500 survery

don't feel obligated to read this.  i'm just up and feel like doing something that doesn't require much movement. 001. What is your name? Jennica002. Spell your name backwards. Acinnej003. Date o...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 03:14:00 PST

oy

whoever thinks that teaching abstinance only is the best way to protect people is completely insane!!  if i had heard about emergency contraception more often, it might've come to mind a little s...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:05:00 PST

something every man and woman needs to know!!!

okay, listen up, everyone!!  this is important shit! HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMAN PLEASE - NEVER ever go straight to attacking the clit - that's a sure path to hell for both of you. Start by...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST