IT'S TIME, GANGS... |
The MySpace. She is a-dyin'. I'll now be typing over at Tumblr.http://remainchampagne.tumblr.comYup. Sorry. But...uh...this is just sad now.Not leaving MySpace yet, but not typing here anymore. I...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:52:00 GMT |
CHAMPAGNE GETS SENTENCED TO FIVE YEARS IN PRISON. |
My dads name is Kenneth. Kenneth Champagne. He liveswith my momdown in Orange County. In Garden Grove. Pretty close to a city called Stanton. I just read a story in the on-line O.C. Register ab...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:53:00 GMT |
DON'T EVER BE IMPRESSED. |
Everyone needs a job.How fancy do you think celebrities are? How much better off than you do you think they are? Relax. Everyone needs a job. Tony Hale needs a job. Tony Hale? From Arrested Deve...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:50:00 GMT |
THIS IS... |
Im very fortunate that I dont have a day job, but if I didThis is what I would eat.This is how I would stand.This is what I would wear.This is how I would sometimes not shave.This is how I would we...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 16:34:00 GMT |
"THANK YOU, MIGRAINE!" |
It happens. Every six months or so. I see little black and grey squiggles flitting around in my upper and lower left line of vision, slowly burgeoning out laterally into the center of my sight. Usu...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:18:00 GMT |
THANKS FOR THE WORDS, JOHN. |
John Updike1932-2009***I wanna write like John UpdikeI wanna know that pain, feel that gloomTake the joy out of the roomI wanna feel regret and some doomCheat on my wife but love her tooIts complicat...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:26:00 GMT |
"RIDE, SIR! RIDE!" |
Were very trusting of technology. We send very personal messages to people, whether through texting or Facebook or MySpace or whatever: I cant wait to bang you again. Thats getting read by the gir...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:42:00 GMT |
"I SIMPLY MUST HAVE THE UNCOMFY CHAIR!" |
First of all, wheres the steering wheel? I dont know whether to sit on this or ride it or play it. If you didnt tell me this was a sofa, I might try to blow through one of those holes, summonin...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:07:00 GMT |
AN OPEN LETTER TO THAT GIRL YELLING AT HER MOM ON HER CELL PHONE IN THAT GREEK RESTAURANT |
Hey. I couldnt help but hear your end of that cell phone conversation you just had with your mom. And the reason I couldnt help but hear it is because I literally couldnt help but hear it. I r...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:04:00 GMT |
DIALOGUE |
STEER: You gonna propose?COWBOY: Shut up. Im busy.STEER: Anything this close to my face better ask me to marry it.COWBOY: Quiet! Im working here!STEER: I dont know what kind of a mate I ca...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:36:00 GMT |
