Mavis Beacon teaches IM-ing |
I'm on one or two (okay, 3) internet dating sites, and one thing I do not like when I'm in the midst of perusing womens' profiles (that doesn't sound creepy) is a sudden offer to IM. Women especially ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 19:38:00 GMT |
Does this look dangerous to you? |
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Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:00:00 GMT |
River Pollution in China and its effects... |
...the Chinese underpant fish:Time can only tell whether these are edible or not.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:58:00 GMT |
David Lynch, tell me a story... |
My friend Joe Wilson put up a bulletin with David Lynch talking about ideas. David Lynch talks about going for the "deeper fish". Out of anyone else's mouth, I'd consider all this stuff new-age, pseu...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:54:00 GMT |
Soccer-Mom Sorrow |
Last Tuesday, I blew off a high school alumni get-together over at the Beechwood Cafe in Venice. I avoid these functions like the plague. For starters, I went to private school, and these cocktail par...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
Shutterbuggy... |
Those who know me are cognizant of the fact that I'm far from a Luddite when it comes to gadgets. Witness my foray into iPhone early adopterhood. The wisdom of that move is up for debate, but that's a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
Bad Motherfuckin' Heckler |
Last night, I was performing at the IO West open mike. I did a joke using the Bad Motherfucker wallet that the Samuel Jackson character in Pulp Fiction took out during the coffee shop robbery scene. I...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:54:00 GMT |
Viagra lol :( |
It's 1:30 am last night, and I'm headed off to bed. The dreaded Crackberry vomits up a text message from a friend:DO U HAVE ANY VIAGRA?My friend is in his 20s. Suffice it to say that he probably doesn...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:21:00 GMT |
Wire... not The Wire |
Okay, The Wire is a pretty great show. But I'm talking about the BAND Wire. If you haven't heard of them- and I'm sure most of you haven't- you need to acquaint yourself. Wire were one of the most- if...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
One Minute Man. |
Last night I did one minute of stand-up. That's it. One minute. For a contest called "That's The Light." Strangely enough, the prospect of this made me rather nervous. Especially since I was told that...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:11:00 GMT |
