Drugs, pretty much. Well, I guess there's other things...I used to really be into figure skating, but thanks to Global Warming, the pond in 4th Street Park doesn't freeze over anymore. That means no triple axles or pirhouettes for me :( Hmm, what else is there? I have an undying love for asparagus. I like to take pictures of mold, and some day I hope to develop extra-sensory perception.
Anyone who has experienced the sacrosanct Aztec ritual known as Teohuaxujaja (accent on the x), which is when a lowly human (such as you and I) can attain godly knowledge through smoking an entire armadillo. I would like to find out more about this holy act, and if you are one of the Teojaja's, please give me a ring. Also, I'm currently looking for a new peyote supplier, since my last guy got trampled by an elephant at the 4th Street Circus Parade.
I refuse to listen to anything that's incapable of expanding my mind any more than I've already expanded it through psychedelic drugs. That said, there is no music on the face of the earth that could ever do such a thing.Well, I guess I've always had a weak spot for the Beach Boys ('Pet Sounds', none of that surfy shit - I hate water), the Olivia Tremor Control, Apples in Stereo, The Warlocks, Comets on Fire, Mogwai, Of Montreal, Circulatory System, The Beatles post-1967, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Yes, The Mars Volta, Pavement, Tortoise (like 3 songs, the rest are boring), Omar Rodriguez, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, and the Fiery Furnaces. Oh yeah and that song "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO God I love that song. Especially when I'm on drugs. God I love drugs.
Fantastic Planet, Yellow Submarine, Vanilla Sky, Star Trek, Darren's Dance Grooves
Dance 360 (head to head, mothafuckas), Guerra de los Sexos, Public Access, BET, Slim Jim Commercials, Doug
The Psychedelic Experience, Tibetan Book of the Dead, The Search for the Manchurian Candidate, America (The Book), Trainspotting, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Peyote Growing for Dummies, Marijuana Harvesting for Dummies, K.I.S.S. - DMT synthesis, 7 Habits of Highly Effective Stoners
CHARLIE THUNDERCLOUD - he's my brother's Native American friend and he's lived in a teepee his whole life. He speaks with the wolves of 4th Street and he can translate squirrel-speak into English, French, or Zulu. PROFESSOR MUDWINKLE - He taught me interstellar gravitational physics before I could even walk. That's probably what first got me thinking about space and eventually what led me to mind-expanding drugs.