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Jayson Thibault

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About Me

I would describe myself as a guy that likes stuff. Sure, that's vague, but true. I like stuff. There are a lot of things that I don't like. that's for sure. But in general, I pretty much like stuff. In my free time I like to read to deaf children. I think it cools off their hot souls. And, quite honestly, its good for mine. I love liars and I lie to lovers. I do not fear god. As a matter of fact....if god were here right now I would punch it in the neck.p align=center

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My Interests

I love listening to people bitch and complain about trivial things that are out of their control. Please...if this is you, send me a message and blab about how someone cut you off in traffic. Or how somebody you "like" doesn’t "like" you. I also like the standards....long walks, rainbows, unicorns, bubbles, a loaf of french bread in a basket on a bike, giggling babies, and i have a pretty cool girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Sweatfinger, Wilco, ...Trail of Dead, black crowes, holy sons, john mccolley, jeff buckley, tupac, muse, whiskytown, porcelin monkeys, the brittney spears chuckers, Ragsy, Guns Die Young, joanie loves mariachi, Kewl, I mean...hillary duff is talented. Doesn't Lindsay Lohan have a disk?

Movies:

what are these "movies" you speak of? look, I live in Hollywood california...understand me bitch? I don't have time to type about what ever the fuck a "movie" is...I will offer this advice though on a related topic - fighting an angry dragon... If you ever have to fight a dragon...put it in a headlock. Dragons are not used to being put in headlocks and it confuses and stuns them. Its like rubbing an alligators belly or punching a shark in the nose. Maybe it works....maybe it doesn't. But when you are confronted with an angry or perhaps jealous dragon....now you have some sort of a defense plan. my buddy is a dragon fighter and told me all about this shit.

Television:

if I could choose how I die, how would I want to go out? good question.....hmmmmmmm......let me think.......how would I want to die if I .....hmmmmmmm.......I want to be put on a pier all chained up and cemented feet. Then set me on fire. don't be stingy with the gas dousing. Then before I burn to death....push me into the water so I drown. But before I drown - I get to experience the pain of the fire being put out. you know...all peaceful like. standard crap.

Books:

currently writing my unauthorized autobiography. working title: "The Consequences of my Apathy"

Heroes:

My mom. My sister. My sisters mom.

My Blog

ancient chinese secret, huh?

today I saw an elderly Mexican woman on the bus. Maybe she was 70 years old. There is no way she was 5 feet tall. She was passing the time by reading a book. Which book, you ask? Feng Shui for Dummies...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

Homeless Bliss

I sometimes wonder how close i really am to being homeless. Sure I am not that close. but everyone has to be "X" amount of steps from being homeless. Bill Gates, maybe six billion steps away. Someone ...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:39:00 PST

Summer of Paris

I am not a paris hilton hater.  Nor i am professing any love for her.  She is what she is.  The fact that anybody gives a fuck about her distain for burritos in the slammer - blows...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:24:00 PST

my space hates babies

If you are reading this...I am already dead! Wait....wrong blog. If you are reading this, then you have PROBABLY been to my little page before. That being said you have probably seen the two pictures ...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

Diaper Astronaut Lady OK with me!

Sensationalism at its finest, this diaper in space saga. Its not that big of a deal. part of the uniform. this is no different than some taco bell employee catching wind that some skank is working he...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

African Widow wants to leave me MILLIONS!

Dear Sir/Madam, First of all let me introduce myself. I am MRS VICTORIA HAGY from South Africa.I am married to Late MR DAVID HAGY of blessed memory who was an oil explorer in Kuwait and Brunei for f...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:00:00 PST

This just in....

This just in....Lance Bass, of boy band fame, is Gay.  Also just in..... the Earth is round.     
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

Patience is a virgo

I am borrowing a car that has no Ipod capabilities, no CD player, not even a tape player. Only AM/FM radio. Which is fine. I am grateful to be using this car for the weekend. Having to listen to the...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:48:00 PST

yet another academy snub

I recently watched a movie that was overlooked by the Academy of Motion Pictures. Into the Blue, starring Jessica Alba, is a film....not a movie. Let me clear that up first. One may think this film to...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:09:00 PST

I hope Tom & Katie's kid is retarded

I am not a fan of stalker type photos of celebs bathing in the nude.  anything that invades privacy is creepy to me.  I was creeped out by the Pam Anderson Tommy Lee video all 11 times I wat...
Posted by Jayson Thibault on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST