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THE JARV

Some say his gigantic head was a home for hundreds and hundreds of farts

About Me

I like crackers, I belong to the Professional Hair Brushers Association, I'm a sucker for barracuda meat, exchanging pleasantries, giggling until I pee-pee, bloody bar fights, NOT into all that stuff with so many things you don't even know which way to go, I was bitten by a clam once - took a chunk out of my eye, like to repeatedly cover my face with my hands and then say in babytalk "where'd you go?" then take my hands away and say "Oh, there you are".

My Interests

cake and stuff

I'd like to meet:

LITTLE DICKY CHARM...ENGLANDS LOVEABLE DANCING RAGAMUFFIN .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Heard it

Movies:

When the area of concern in cinema shifted from the external world to the internal, films developed a grammar, a vocabulary to express these inner conflicts brilliantly. Part of this grammar was the use of the close-up in a way it hadn't been used before. Very close and very long, long, long static close-ups. That's my kind of close-ups. Film as dream, film as music. No art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to pour emotions, deep into the twilight room of the soul. A little twitch in our optic nerve, a shock effect: twenty-four illuminated frames in a second, darkness in between, the optic nerve incapable of registering darkness. I still feel that dizzy sense of magic of my childhood: in the darkness of films like 3 Ninjas.

Television:

I still get close up to the screen and look down to see more boob.

Books:

I am a tri-state reading finalist for two and a half years running.

Heroes:

The guy that boxed the shark in my dream. Thanks.

My Blog

HOW TO WRITE FOR TELEVISION

This was taken from my Hollywood writing partners blog...HOW TO WRITE FOR TELEVISIONI produce a high level Hollywood show for Fuel TV called "Galaxy Cabin Log Cabin In Space" along with Hollywood Big ...
Posted by THE JARV on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

blog

I'm blogging!
Posted by THE JARV on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST