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Joe Zucchini

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Joe Zucchini says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

My Interests

Me likes to lay in dirt.

I'd like to meet:

A gorgeous female Zucchini with HUGE GOURDS!!!!

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Blind Melon, The Zucchini Brothers.

Movies:

Pet Squash ....some squash are just evil. (2004)

Television:

Mainly cooking shows, I love seeing people I hate get slaughtered.

Books:

What Will I Do With All Those Zucchini - by Elaine Borish

Heroes:

Farmers, Cows, and Butterflies who land on retarded boys heads to make them feel special and alive.