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About Me

This is spork domain. Tread softly. I am a loyal sporkist. In fact, I have reigned as President of Sporkdom for the past five years. We sporkists are a peaceful kind. Sporkland is a beautiful country. If you've never been I suggest you visit us soon. Do take care not to bring any anti-sporkists or Foonucks with you, however. They stand for everything we hate. A foon , I'm afraid, is an inverted spork, the bastard child of a retarded spoon and a spife. They are usually three-pronged and ill-tempered. You can read all about it at Wikipedia .

Myspace LayoutsREMEMBER Sporks are more than a plastic utensil...they have metal ones too.

My Interests

Other Sporks, of course. Monkies. Butter. Cereal. Tacos. Cheese. Hair gel. Mashed potatoes and chocolate . Mmm, caaaaaaake....

I'd like to meet:

A monkey named Mr. Doodle. I know he's out there somewhere. And my parents, Sir Fork and Lady Spoon, if they'll ever agree to sit on the same side of the plate one day. I fear I will never see the day.

Music:

The Sporks

Movies:

I refuse to go to the cinema until they decide to pay tribrute to the spork!

Television:

Sporkoperas...I wish...

Books:

The Spork and I....again, wishful thinking, but if anyone is willing to write a book about a spork and dedicate it to me then that would be just swell.

Heroes:

Sporkman

Make Your Own Cursors Free!

My Blog

PHOTO CONTEST

Dear Spork lovers, In honor of Sporkland's billionth birthday I have decided to host a PHOTO CONTEST!!! Feel free to send me a pic of you and your favorite spork friend! The...
Posted by Spork on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

1000 Friends, Dear

Thanks all, for your support of me, the spork, aka Spork Prez. I feel so blessed to have so many friends, all uniquely strange and fun in their own way. We've been through so much over this past year:...
Posted by Spork on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:54:00 PST

Spork You

I would like to thank you all for the love and kindness I have received over these past few months. What with the death of my hamster, Sir Albert Einstein the XV, it has been a bit rough for me but wi...
Posted by Spork on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

Happy Holidays

My favorite gift this year? A spork. Yeah. Share the joy of me. ...
Posted by Spork on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:20:00 PST

Give Thanks

Tis another year and Thankgiving Day celebration will soon be upon us, then comes the holiday we're all looking forward to: New Year's! But first, we must get through Christmas. After that, we'r...
Posted by Spork on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

New

SEXY! Yes ladies and gents, the spork is without doubt one of the greatest inventions of all humankind. It is beautiful, handy, magnificently efficient, and now, it comes in an assortment of metalli...
Posted by Spork on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

National Spork Day

My fellow Sporkists, I am here to announce that this year's second annual National Spork Day celebration went off without a hitch. Drinks were served all around, peeps cheered for the spork, I w...
Posted by Spork on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST

The Definition of Spork

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Posted by Spork on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST

August 15

On August 15 we will be celebrating our third annual National Spork Day! It is a day to commemorate the magnificence of the spork and those who love them. So, eat some cake, make a mural, d...
Posted by Spork on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST

RECALL!!!

Okay,...nevermind about that whole "I hate this guy and all. I have great news. It seems the peeps over at KFC have wised up and are now providing sporks, at least with their kids meals any...
Posted by Spork on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:40:00 PST