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Ryan

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About Me

Born and raised in South Texas Ryan Thauburn has been entertaining audiences with his unique brand of comedy for the better part of a decade now. His jokes range from growing up a nerd in South Texas to the absurdity of his past relationships. He's been voted as one of Houston's Funniest People and has made an appearance on Last Comic Standing this tall drink of Texan funny is a show you can't afford to miss...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like minded souls who can kill hordes of zombies at a moments notice. Im assembling an army.

My Blog

THIS is terrorism

Now Im pretty open to people's opinions but these are a couple of posts from a guy from my home town . People speak of terrorists and what their plans for America are, but if something is keeping me u...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:29:00 GMT

The Mix Tape....OF LIFE

Ok 2008. So far you've lost me a phone AND a girl AAAAND a shitload of sleep. I thought we had a talk about this (remember two blogs ago?). Well words dont seem to be getting through to you these days...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:13:00 GMT

How falling in love is like throwing up

Ok its 3:12 in the morning and I haven't slept in almost 3 days. So perhaps you could chalk this blog up to my mind slowly eating away at itself. Perhaps my roommate has been sick for two of these day...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 03:38:00 GMT

A year in review

Dear 2008, Pleasure to meet ya. I've heard good things about you. Good things. Look Im not one to start things out on a bad foot here but 2007 really dropped the ball and you've got a lot of work ahe...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Thank you Houston

People say that there isnt any good left in the world.  Hell on a bad day I've been known to be one of them. Well I hate to be the bearer of good news my fellow pessimists, but there are a u...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT

Ok Post OP

Ok so Im back. Out of the Hospital for about a week now and capable of sitting at a computer long enough to type this....hopefully. Alright then, I'll begin by saying that the operation was..............
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 20:28:00 GMT

The Headlines Part 2

Ok so you've read the heaadlines part one and are thinking, "Well at least things couldnt get much worse," Oh Ho buddy you are wrong. Last week I was doing a show on Rice campus, which i taped and wil...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:11:00 GMT

The Headlines part 1

Alright for all those who dont know I've got a tumor. Yes it is in fact a tumor and not an extra liver(I asked them to check twice). Now I figure most people know that much already, but what you ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:22:00 GMT

My birthday

  For everyone that remembered and came out/called/or posted a comment, thanks for helping me have a kickass B Day. Now for everyone who didn't: Welcome to the bastard list.  Congrats. Maybe...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:51:00 GMT

Congrats Terrorists

Ok so its 9/11. I know that because I can count to eleven and I have a calender."Amazing Ryan how else could we have known that?" Well if you have a T.V. you might have noticed that they have been bro...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:01:00 GMT