I Repeat: All YouTube Commenters Are Insufferable Morons |
From311ToEternity (1 month ago)Sicktastic riffitude right here. Brings back memories of my favorite Phish concert - my 484th. It was bittersweet: sweet, because Phish are like totally sweet,... Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST |
Choose Your Own Failed Hollywood Career Trajectory |
I'm just like you. I used to dream of growing up to be (rich / famous / 5' 8" / on Dallas). And let me tell you, I was sure I was going to make it. My teachers would tell me: "You've got (talent / cha... Posted by Jarrett on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Suspected Terrorist Prisoner Testimonials |
Red Cross officials are often given access to criminal detainees to insure compliance with standards set by international treaties. For five years, the Red Cross was denied access to suspected terror... Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST |
Determining Gapless Playback Information |
What the fuck does this even mean??!! "Wasting Computer User's Afternoon"? Stop it. I can wait 1/8th of a second for the next song to come on. If I wanted to listen to Dark Side of the Moon uninterru... Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST |
All YouTube Commenters Are Insufferable Morons |
AndColmes (3 days ago)People, please don't defame Islam by treating it like a psychotic death cult simply because you've watched a video like this or actually read the Koran. Yes, honor kill... Posted by Jarrett on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:01:00 PST |
Funny as a screen door on a submarine |
I was recently at the library not looking at books when I came across a DVD entitled Louder Than Bombs, which had, according to the box, won at Slamdance. Wow, Slamdance, I thought to myself, the in-y... Posted by Jarrett on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST |
Just pick up the goddamn phone |
I don't feel like spending twenty minutes typing out an answer to texts like these:where do u want 2 be in 10 yrs?are u at the bar yet? compare it 2 another bar.ratify consti2tion: process?y r u pres... Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:38:00 PST |
"From Pieces to Weight" Excerpts I Doubt 50 Cent Actually Wrote |
I just finished reading 50 Cent's memoir, From Pieces to Weight, which recounts his life as a crack dealer and upstart rapper. The ghostwriter makes a valiant effort to replicate 50's voice throughou... Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST |
MTV Focus Group Comment Cards |
First name: Corey Age: 15How were you approached to be a member of this focus group? I wrote a letter to MTV asking Bam Margera to recommend some products I could buy. Two days later you guys sent a... Posted by Jarrett on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:14:00 PST |
I would like to talk to you about Barack Obama |
I'll admit, I'm not the most politically aware person. I can't name even one of my state's Senators, let alone all three. Until last month, I thought the European Union was a soccer team. The last ti... Posted by Jarrett on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST |