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Jesus Built My Hotrod

As the flames rose, her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt....

About Me

I steal single sheets of paper towels from the ladies' restroom at work.

My Interests

Outdoor exercise; movies; checking out good comedy and standup shows; check out good house music events; hiking; enjoying the beach (rollerblading, volleyball); dining out. I work out in order to eat whatever I want.

I'd like to meet:

People who return their shopping carts to the front/outside of the store after unloading their groceries.

Music:

Deep, soulful house, a la Miguel Migs and Kaskade; Lazy Dog/ Ben Watt; Bassment Jaxx. Samba house. Once in a great while, I get nostalgic for a little NIN, Ministry, Thrill Kill Kult, the Cure, the Revolting Cocks, etc. I can't stand rap, but I loves my Beastie Boys! Oh, and in their very own category are my heroes, TENACIOUS D!!! Rawk the Motherf***n House!!

Movies:

Art School Confidential; CADDYSHACK; Lars and the Real Girl; For Your Consideration; Clerks II; Fight Club; MURDERBALL!; Run Lola Run; American Psycho; The Professional; American Splendor; Triplets of Belleville; Better Luck Tomorrow; Glengarry Glen Ross; Swingers; Made; The Machinist; Confetti; all Kevin Smith films; all Christopher Guest films; Shaun of the Dead; The Man From Elysian Fields; Croupier; Caddyshack; 13 Conversations about One Thing; Sexy Beast; Coffee & Cigarettes; Three Iron; Napoleon Dynamite; Fast Times at Ridgemont High; Happy Texas; The Station Agent; Spirited Away; Punch Drunk Love; Office Space; Dodgeball; Beavis & Butthead Do America; the South Park Movie; many others

Television:

I almost never watch TV (there's WAAAAY too much rot on regular TV), and don’t have cable, but when I can watch cable at someone else’s house, my favorites are: Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage. Regular TV: Family Guy; American Dad; Simpsons; The Oblongs – r.i.p.; The Office (both the American version and especially the British one); 30 Rock; Ren & Stimpy; AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!; South Park; (can you tell I like animation??); Seinfeld; but NOT Friends (geh.)

Books:

Anything by John Ridley, Carl Hiaasen, Joe R. Lansdale, Andrew Vachss, Stephen King. I slogged through Ayn Rand’s Fountainhead, but it was painful.

Heroes:

The Ambiguously Gay Duo; Terrence and Philip

My Blog

The Bastardization of Blue Monday

So I'm at the Century City mall to get some frogurt.  I went to Pinkberry, not because I'm a rabid fan of it (like the rest of the sheep here in LA).  It's just that it's really close t...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:32:00 PST

New pictures/new small album

Well, the pix are "new" only in that none of you have seen these before. Many, MANY, moons ago, in a land far, far away, my awesome friend Dany took some photos of me in my usual club uniform, circa ...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

Fuck you, Juno

Christ what an awful movie!!!  I agree with Walter Chaw's review below.  I hate to say it, but the critics at  www.rottentomatoes.com  gave it a 94% approval rating (extremely unus...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

Building a Fart Bunker.

Author Chris Nieratko CRACKS me up: I am a man, like any other red-blooded male, who likes to fart. I am not special or unique; I simply like to smell my own ass. I derive pleasure from the loudness,...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 11:04:00 PST

My Lasik eye surgery

Up until May 2, 2007, I was nearsighted, with extremely, extremely poor vision in each eye.  You know how people with perfect vision have 20/20 vision?  Well, mine was 20/ 450 in each eye.&n...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

Wanna see me dance? (remix)

I am performing again with the wonderful gals of Death Tap 2000!  We are dancing as part of the Victory Variety Hour.  Sunday, June 10, 2007, doors at 9:30pm.  Location:  El C...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!!!

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS!  yes, this is a short and stupid blog, but I swear my panties are in a bunch because I'm so excited to see it!  Who's with me?
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:14:00 PST

Cinderella Story... comes outta nowhere...

I've posted this before, but it just brings SUCH a smile to my face to remember this part of the movie, I just had to post it again, in the hopes it makes others smile too.  "AAAAHHHMM - Alllll -...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST

Ohio State 42 - Michigan 39

Sorry Woverines, but we WON!!!!  What an exciting game.  Thank you to all my friends who showed some Buckeye spirit (even though they are not necessarily alums.) O-H!  I-O!...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:21:00 PST

Want to see me dance tonight?

Hey Kids! I'm doing a tap dance (with some other lovely gals from Death Tap 2000/ aka Les Claquettes Sauvages!) tonight, and another dance too: Dandy - Bastille Day Party Go for BaroqueThursday July 1...
Posted by Jesus Built My Hotrod on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST