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Tom

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

A native Angeleno and UCLA grad dedicated to holding the line against the people who move to L.A. and try and corrupt our small-town ways with their obsessions with physical appearance, money and fame

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I am the most courteous man in the world. I pride myself on never having once been rude, in this land of the most unutterable scoundrels, who will come and sit down next to you and tell you their woes and even declaim their poetry to you. -- Heinrich Heine

My Blog

Another Samhain come and gone

Man, the Book of Revelation is taking forever to get started.
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 00:34:00 GMT

Strawberry Hat

The best tasting smoothie has returned to Jamba Juice -- sort of. It went off the menu in December, and it wasn't until this weekend that I realized why. It's name was "Strawberry Tsunami." And it was...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jul 2005 17:41:00 GMT

Hideo Nakata

There is a review I read today of the American version of Nakata's Dark Water. In it, the reviewer references Nakata's use of skinny heroines with big jahoobies. I have never noticed. Perhaps I should...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 13:29:00 GMT

Bisexuality

There is a story in today's New York Times about a pyschology study about sexual arousal that undermines the idea of there being "bisexual" men (they tend to be distinctly aroused by one or the other,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 12:59:00 GMT

DOA

I was leaving for work this morning when the phone rang. There is an intern named Addie who lives on the way and I have given her rides before so I thought it might be her. But it was in fact a collec...
Posted by on Mon, 23 May 2005 14:47:00 GMT

Green Screened

I was at the gymnasium at the ArcLight for my daily constitutional and gathered in the courtyard were about a hundred people and maybe 40 of those dressed in Star Wars costumes (that's not counting th...
Posted by on Mon, 23 May 2005 14:44:00 GMT

Congratulations, Red States!

Congratulations, Red States! You have made it clear at the polls that you want a much more self-righteous and snide Tom, and now you have one. Let it be known throughout  the belts of Bible and R...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Nov 2004 14:41:00 GMT

All Hallow's Eve vs. Election Eve

People keep asking, Is there anything more terrifying than the concept of George Bush living in the White House for four more years? Yes, a ghost holding its own severed head is much more scary. ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:17:00 GMT

Halloween from Hell!!!

What with the focus of law enforcement officials on terrorist attack sites such as power plants, bridges, et al., as Election Day nears, I have decided, as King of the Vampires, to unleash my arm...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Oct 2004 15:49:00 GMT