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Apricot♥

It's funny cuz it's true

About Me

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill...

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Howard!My sweet Jake

Music:

Grandaddy, Spoon, Gomez, Beck, Sparklehorse, Radiohead, Metric, Air, Pixies, Muse, The Thrills, Smashing Pumpkins, The Eels, Coldplay, Queens of the Stone Age, The Beatles, T-Rex, Pavement, Stephen Malkmus, Jeff Buckley, Phoenix, Nine Black Alps, Earlimart, Arctic Monkeys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Stephen Malkmus, Super Furry Animals, Komeda, Flaming Lips, Built Like Alaska, Elliott Smith, Beulah, Sam Phillips, Supergrass, Sondre Lerche, Franz Ferdinand, Billie Holiday, NIN, Blur, Pearl Jam, Badly Drawn Boy, Nick Drake, Cat Power, Stevie Wonder, Rolling Stones, the Cars, The Life Aquatic Soundtrack, Depeche Mode, Jon Brion, Ambulance LTD, Fiona Apple, Postal Service, Sigur Ros, Chris Cornell, Blonde Redhead, Eagles of Death Metal!, the Kinks, Radar Bros., Cardigans, ELO, Moving Units, Verbena, Low vs. The Diamond, Dirty Little Secret, The Strokes, Dios (malos), Wilco, Garbage, Im a Robot, Cafe Tacuba, Kasabian, Far, The Rakes, The Breeders, Home, The Duke Spirit, The Coral, Starlight Mints, Wolf Parade, Kooks, Amy Winehouse, Brazilian Girls, Tapes n Tapes

Books:

Irving, McMurtry, Vonnegut, Dan Fante, King, Bukowski,John Kennedy Toole, Fitzgerald, Eliot

Heroes:


My Blog

Remember the time when you told me not to worry, Im worried now

Goddamn you guys missed some sweet action at Gong Show Karaoke. Serio. Why didnt you come? I told you to. Jeebzus. We had a sweet crowd of pals show up and Maaaannsi was there too!! The first 5 p...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:42:00 PST

Grab your keys, your clothes, your shoes. Jeez Louise you should have avoided me

Last night, my lovely pal Janus and I decided to meet up for drinks and catch up. I was thuper tired but I showered, slapped my ass and woke up long enough to put on lipstick and clothes. Shoes too. W...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:44:00 PST

Take me away from this big bad world and agree to marry me, so we can start over again

Today is the day my new bedroom furniture arrives!! I am only too excited about it. I wish it were here right now!! Jeebsies. I like that when I bought my furniture and ask me when I want it delivered...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:11:00 PST

Shaking booty, making sweet love all the night, It's time I got back to the good life

Last night we had "Sing Your Heart Out" at the Brass Monkey. This was an idea my sis and I concocted about a week ago when we were remembering how much fun we had on her birfday at the Monkey and how ...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:35:00 PST

You really make my day with the little things you say

wow, it is really slow at work today. I have work to do, but it's just real slow. Maybe because it's quiet, it adds to the slowness. I don't know. So yeah, this week/past weekend was waay busy. Lots o...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 03:54:00 PST

I laid down on the grass and let the insects do their thing

Don't you hate when this happens? You walk into Amoeba and then you forget everything that you were going to buy. That kills me. It happened to me yesterday, I think it's because the place is so massi...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:22:00 PST

Hung up and bent on a stranger, just trying to hitch a full time ride

I'm off to San Diego today to fall even more madly in love with Britt Daniel. I watched Spoon last night at the Wiltern. Unbelievable show. I mean...it was like he knew I was in the audience and he th...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:45:00 PST

Meet me in the bathroom, that's what she said

I just read that Arrested Development AND my favorite new show Kitchen Confidential have both been cancelled. This news is quite upsetting as they are really amazing shows and most people in America a...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST

You can entertain your childhood friends with a tour of the bedroom

There is this girl on my floor at work who is fucken weird.  First of all, she's always wearing the oddest clothes and accessories. One time I caught her wearing one of those old school accountan...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:57:00 PST

The grabbing hands grab all they can

And Halloween is now over. I had the worst night ever last night. Okay, I'm lying, it was fun. Lots of fun. Mansi and I headed to Spaceland, she was Snow White and I was wearing my Jogging Devil cost...
Posted by Apricot♥ on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:06:00 PST