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Bong Jovi

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About Me

I'm funny, i don't smell and i've got great fucking hair. you can touch it. it's real. i swear. i like mini golf and zombie movies. and i have a beard...

My Interests

{vertical-align:top ! important;}Well some say I'm not countryand that's just fine with me'Cause I don't wanna be countrywith some fucker looking over at meThey say that I'm ill-manneredthat I'm gonna self-destructBut if you know what I'm thinkin'you'll know that pop country really sucksSo I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixieand the "cunt" back in country'Cause the kind of country I hear now daysis a bunch of fuckin' shit to meThey say that I'm ill-manneredthat I'm gonna self-destructBut if you know what I'm thinkin'you'll know that pop country really sucksWell we're losing all the outlawsthat had to stand their groundand they're being replaced by these kidsfrom a manufactured townAnd they don't have no ideaabout sorrow and woe'Cause they're all just too damn busykissin' ass on Music RowSo I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixieand the "cunt" back in country'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdaysis a bunch of fuckin' shit to meAnd they say that I'm ill-manneredthat I'm gonna self-destructBut if you know what I'm thinkin'you'll know that pop country really sucksAnd if you know what I'm thinkin'you'll know that pop country really sucks

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

white stripes, polyphonic spree, justice, yyy's, daft punk, !!!, wings, dead kennedys, beastie boys, mark ronson

Movies:

Top 10?1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Fight Club 3. Jaws 4. Boogie Nights 5. Pulp Fiction 6. Citizen Kane 7. Clerks 8. The Exorcist 9. Dazed and Confused 10. Blazing Saddles

Television:

The Season Passes i have on my tivo are:My Name Is Earl, The Sopranos, The Office, Scrubs, The Simpsons, No Reservations, Iron Chef, Robot Chicken, Austin City Limits, Dinner For Five, Weeds, 30 Rock

Books:

Kinky Friedman, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck P, Bukowski, James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, John Hodgeman, HST, Brett Easton Ellis

Heroes:

Jay Z, Peter Grant, Bono

My Blog

preemptive strike

my attorney has advised me to "take a break"the last 48 hours have been insanein. sane.you'll all know soon enough...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:56:00 PST

karaoke grand prize update

to use a phrase that my family loves:WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNERi wonthanks to the suprise appearence by the magical Steve "Killer" Kowalskiand his inclusion of me on Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovili...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

karaoke update

i'm winning the grand prize at Bar 107's "gong show karaoke" tomorrow nightoh yesi'm going to win.mark my words.i'm winning tomorrow night. sorry mom, but the ranch is getting a new house bong tomorro...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST

sometimes the ranch just needs to dance

a sampling of a impromptu friday night dance party:white stripes - rag and bonepeeping tom - mojoyeah yeah yeah's - mysteriesmstrkrft - easy love mark ronson - just
Posted by Bong Jovi on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:40:00 PST

he’s done it again

kanye west has a new record out. it's called Graduation.and as much as i tried to fight it, i just can'tIT'S FUCKING AWESOME.i can't stop bumping tracks off it via the hype machinei posted a video on ...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

8/21/07

the beastie boys killed me at the greek tonight.there was a nice breeze blowingalmost two hours, they playedspanned all albumsegg raid on mojo...checkGRATITUDE!!!...checkbrass monkey...checkand sooooo...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:44:00 PST

i'm slowly going mad

i either need to get a simple adapter for my phone so that i can listen to mp3sor get a new ipodsomething needs to be done. and quick.i've noticed that since i don't have tunes to drown out the outsid...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:43:00 PST

WAH WAH WEE WAH

not only did my precious precious ipod die this weekend, my hard drive at home started to be a little bitchfreezing, crashing, erasing all my playlists (you motherfucker!!), etc. just being an all aro...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

here's what i bought at amoeba

justice - + ...this record is fan-freaking-tastic. the dance record of the summer. crunch crunch keyboards, fat grooves, straight club bangers from front to back. i love it.the polyphonic spree - the ...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

she's finally gone

my ipod died today.i'll admit, i dropped it. i never dropped it that much. i guess todays spill was a little more rough and tumble than she could handle.the start up icon actually changed to a sad fac...
Posted by Bong Jovi on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST