Why the Witch can’t have kids. |
The witch can't have kids because Dracula has a hollow weenie! A) Does the Witch want to give birth to a child? B) IS Dracula her significant other? C) Is it true that a hollow penis cannot provide...
Posted by Horatio on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:28:00 PST |
Montel is BabyAids! |
Friends and Jerkoffs alike,Hi. It's been a while. I hope none of you were worried about me. I know I know...i should have called. I've been watching Maury and Montel today. I think these dudes have se...
Posted by Horatio on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST |
State Of Me. |
America HELLO,I'm in LA. Many of you have spotted me at certain wonderful Mexican eating establishments as well as thrift stores and coffee shops. I have spent many nights singing kareoke at this plac...
Posted by Horatio on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:00:00 PST |
State Of The Union |
Hey Everyone,Fuck, this sucks. Bush is pre-empting my daily dose of "The Price is Right." What a bum deal that is. I mean, do we really need to hear this dude anymore? Honestly. These guys are so fuc...
Posted by Horatio on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST |
Wishes for the New Year. |
Friends, Family, Fans, and Fuckwads,Hello. And Welcome to 2007!Here are some wishes I have for the New Year.(Please play "Looks like we made it" by Barry Manillow while you read)1) Cubs. Do it this ...
Posted by Horatio on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST |
I've got nothing to say ... but it's okay. |
Hello Twospacers,I hope you all got something nice under your tree. I spent the Holiday at my Brother's in-laws house. It was very nice although they have many fury pets and I suffer from allergies. I...
Posted by Horatio on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Ho Ho Horatio Sanz Christmas Special !!! |
THIS FROM TIME OUT NEW YORKFa la la ha haHoratio Sanz mocks the holiday specials of yore.By Ben KharakhThis year, Saturday Night Live alum Horatio Sanz gives the gift of laughter in the Ho Ho Horatio ...
Posted by Horatio on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST |
A Moment Of Clarity. |
Hi Wuuuuuz Up! (trying to bring that back) (did it go away)?I was happy to notice that it's under 60 degrees today, for fucks sake. It's about time the earth quit acting like a dick and made it cold h...
Posted by Horatio on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:30:00 PST |
Gobble Gobble Weebles Wobble! |
Hi Everybody,I'd like to wish everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving. I hope you all have friends that will allow you to eat at their homes. I'm spending Thanksgiving with my dear friends Kevin Federline a...
Posted by Horatio on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:09:00 PST |
HOLLOWEENIEWOODLAND! |
Hello Myspaceghosts,It's that spooky time again and I'm starting to get excited. I hope that zombies crawl out of the graveyards and feast on Tommy Lasorda. I'm in California and I have been taking me...
Posted by Horatio on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST |
