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Brett Gelman

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

CHECK OUT CRACKED OUT PERFORMING LIVE WITH HUMAN GIANT ON MTV.COM (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1560050&vid=150016).

My Interests

Fun. Serious.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Money!

Music:

Biggie Smalls, Wu (especially ODB and Ghostface), Nas, Tribe Called Quest, Gang Starr, KRS ONE/Boogie Down Productions, Slick Rick, Kool G Rap and DJ Polo, Jay Z, Jeru The Damaja, NWA, Dre, Snoop, Ice Cube, Mobb Deep, Redman, Slim Shady, The Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Eric B and Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie, EPMD, Busta Rhymes, Madlib, Outkast, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Clipse, Lady Sovereign, Missy Elliott, Too Short, MF Doom, Johnny Cash, Lauren Hill, David Bowie, T Rex, Fugazi, The Pixies, Elvis Costello, the Ramones, The Fucking Champs, Nirvana, Built To Spill, The Nation Of Ulysses, Beat Happening, The Halo Benders, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, Neutral Milk Hotel, Magnetic Fields, Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, Elvis Costello, Funkadleic, Curtis Mayfield and The Impressions, Tom Waits, the Misfits, Stevie Wonder, Sam Cook, Marvin Gaye, Nina Simone, Queen, Bob Dylan, Slayer, G N' R, Metallica, Bruce Springsteen, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, Duran Duran, Beethoven. Pretty much every kind of music except yuppy rock bands, jam bands, and Yanni (though I dig his style).

Movies:

The Producers, Young Frankentstein, Blazing Saddles, A Night At The Opera, Duck Soup, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Stardust Memories, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Lost In Translation, Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther Movies, Being There, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Dog Day Afternoon, Network, Raging Bull, Good Fellas, Ed Wood, Once Upon A Time In The West, MASH, The Dresser, This Is Spinal Tap, The Royal Tenenbaums, All About Eve, Blade Runner, Star Wars, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Last Detail, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Evil Dead 2, The Lord Of The Rings, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Windy City Heat, The Departed.

Television:

The Simpsons, Mr. Show, SNL, Freaks And Geeks, Deadwood, The Office (British), All In The Family, Seinfeld, The Larry Sanders Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, Lost, Chappelle, Beavis and Butthead, Ren and Stimpy, Kids In The Hall, Snuff Box, Cheers, Wondershowzen, The Sopranos, Extras, The Muppet Show, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Sesame Street, The Young Ones, Nathan Barley, Jam, The Mighty Boosh.

Books:

J.D. Salinger, The Master and Margarita, East Of Eden, Portnoy's Complaint

Heroes:

First and foremost my motherfuckin' familia!!!!!!The Marx Brothers, Woody Allen, Bill Murray, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Peter Sellars, The Notorious B.I.G., Old Dirty Bastard.

My Blog

Friday, June 22, Death By Roo Roo and Special Cracked Out Show

Friday Night there are two amazing shows going on that will make you happy.Death by Roo Roo (a.k.a. The Best Motherfucking Improv Group In The Motherfucking Universe)Presents:"Your Fucked Up Family"In...
Posted by Brett Gelman on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

SHOUT OUT IN AN ARTICLE IN THE VILLAGE VOICE ON THE HUMAN GIANT 24 HOUR MARATHON

    The Village Voice sure did this Jew a solid giving me a dope shout out in an even doper article, about one the most amazing days I've ever experienced courtesy of my very great frie...
Posted by Brett Gelman on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

Skip N Dales on Funny Or Die

Skip N Dales is Lauren's pick on the front page of Funny Or Die.
Posted by Brett Gelman on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:50:00 PST

Billy Crystal stuck in an elevator with a guy who has no idea who he is.

Check out mine and Jon Daly's interview on PRI's Fair Game.We're doing our classic bit "Billy Crystal Stuck In An Elevator With A Guy Who Has No Idea Who He Is."Here's the link:http://stream.publicbro...
Posted by Brett Gelman on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

I'm In Jonah Ray's superdeluxe.com webisode.

I'm in my dear friend Jonah Ray's webisode for superdeluxe.com. Here's the link.http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2 344BF5AC7BB4150694B68D7CBDECD182E9D6429469D
Posted by Brett Gelman on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

My Gothamist Interview

Check out my Gothamist interview on: http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2007/02/20/brett_gelman_wr .php#more
Posted by Brett Gelman on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

DAVID CROSS @ Burn Baby Burn

Burn Baby Burn! Hosted by Brett Gelman and Jon DalyWith special guests:David CrossTodd BarryHeather LawlessEric SlovinandCurtis Gwinn and John GemberlingTuesday, Jan. 23, @ 10:00@ Rififi11th St. betw....
Posted by Brett Gelman on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST