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Dave Anthony

I am here for Networking

About Me

I enjoy the smell of tacos way too much. I killed a guy for a taco once. But he had just killed my family, so I may have had some residual anger. And I got the taco, so really it was kind of a wash. I am between four feet tall and seven feet tall. I weight over 900 pounds but I work out, so I think it is my natural body weight. I am afraid of you. If you come too close I will scream.

My Interests

Food. Seeing. Fiber.

I'd like to meet:

Wooden people. People who are passive agressive and mean. People who stare at me with confused looks. Drug addicts and criminals. Will you try to steal my car? Then I am not scared of you, rather, I am attracted to your daring nature. If you touch my clothes, however, I will cut you. But in a loving way.

Music:

Yes, I enjoy music. Do you?

Movies:

I love movies! Do you?

Television:

Mama's Family

Books:

Yes, I have read books! Have you?

Heroes:



My Blog

Last Comic Standing.

Pure joy. Last night NBC showed me on the Last Comic Standing finale. They had a montage of Ant's bullshit throughout the filming and I made it into it.This is from the ASpecialThing message board:T...
Posted by Dave Anthony on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

Iceland Taking Their Dude and Going Home

Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part of the coalition of the willing. One member of the Icelandic Crisis Response Unit has...
Posted by Dave Anthony on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

SuicideGirls.com

I write a daily article under the name FearTheReaper.Many people hate me because of it. Won't you?
Posted by Dave Anthony on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:51:00 PST