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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a comedian in NYC, originally from PA. I'm smart, snarky, funny, and handsome. I'm afraid that I'm a chocoholic, but for booze (onion). Also, I tend to enjoy spending Hamiltons (SNL) with Chuck Norris (SNL) on Chronicles of Narnia (Lewis). It's flippin' awesome (dynamite).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mostly just the "Wild Hogs". John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Willian H. Macy, and Tim Allen. I think we'd really get along great! I'll get a Harley and we'll all midlife crisis out in the desert. I can be just as insecure as Macy, just as black as Lawrence, and just as funny as Tim Allen. I think these qualities will help me A. fit in with those "Hogs", and B. Find out a bit about who I am along the way. Friend me, oh wild ones!