Jackie Clarke - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I used to co-host a radio show with my friend Jake Fogelnest. You can find all of the old episodes here .I'm continuing my tour as the Whore of FreeFM ( 92.3 FREE FM in NYC) ...I've done radio with Danny Bonaduce, Sid Rosenberg, Crazy Cabbie, Nick DiPaolo, Nik Carter, JV and Elvis, Max Kellerman and Danni from Booker's show. Penn Jillette said I sounded really cute...but then wondered why I was on radio...good point! If you are looking for an experienced radio talk-show host - drop me a line!
You can also check out my website at http://www.jackieclarke.net/ .
More about me? Sure. Why not. I'm a big fan of Mozilla's tabs, I'm a pretty slow runner. I like vodka.
Also, I'm a super cool comedy genius. For realsie. I am top 5 in awesomeness. Top 3 in making out.Check out a short I did with my comedy partner Julie Klausner.

My Interests

Comedy, UCB Theatre, Writing, my nephew, radio, sample sales, gay people, ebay, Project Runway, Tim Gunn, salt, New Yorker Magazine, US Magazine, fried foods, drugs blackout drinking, rock and roll, making out, crying, friendship, relationships..

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Youkilis

Music:

Wilco, Beth Orton, Magnetic Fields, Cat Power, the Shaggs!, White Stripes, Tom Petty, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, any cool moody Nick, Belle and Sebastian, Looper, Radiohead, Interpol, Flaming Lips, New Pornographers, Goldfrapp, Go Team!, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah!, Timberlake, Beyonce, Prince, Outkast, Kelly Clarkson (sort of pretend I'm a 13 year-old girl also)

Movies:

Rushmore, Annie Hall, Singing in the Rain, Wings of Desire, Serial Mom, All About Eve, The Women, Romancing the Bone, Hoop Dreams, Party Girl, Harold and Maude, All that Jazz

Television:

The Office, Young Ones, Project Runway, Robyn Bird Show, Law and Order, Christopher Lowell's show, Larry Sanders, Dr. Who, Blossom

Books:

Song of Solomon, Catcher in the Rye, Cruddy, Letters to Wendy's, Running with Scissors, Great Gatsby, any Raymond Carver story, Found Magazine

Heroes:

Edie Falco, Bob Fosse, Jerry Orbach

My Blog

20 Second Movie Review: Flash of Genius

The always delightful Dennis Hensley took me to a screener of "Flash of Genius.""FOG" is the true story of inventor and bad husband and father, Robert Kearns, who sued the Ford Motor company for steal...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:55:00 PST

Existential bulimia

I had an unfortunate incident with a donut today. Actually three donuts.You see, my friend Danielle left a box of donuts at my house. And to be fair I went over 24 hours without shoving my face in t...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:33:00 PST

Update

I have been gone from the blog for too long! In my defense I had to relocate to LA for a job and that took up a lot of my time. Wah wah poor me.Here are a couple of pix that sum up my new LA experien...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:42:00 PST

Troy Was Here!

This is us at the NYC Transit Museum. We had a little accident!...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:32:00 PST

Dialogues with Women

My good friend John Flynn is in San Francisco this weekend and sent me this flier for a workshop that could only occur in San Francisco (or perhaps part of the Berkshires).Dialogues with WomenRelation...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:19:00 PST

Bye Bye LA

Last night as I was driving home I decided I needed an iced-coffee. I stopped at the McDonalds drive-thru to get one (guess what? not a quality product) and I saw this imageA dude in a wheelchair.Can...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:43:00 PST

Ali Lohan: MILF

Ali Lohan is Lindsay Lohan's little sister. She is the 14 year-old spawn of Parents-of-the-Year Dina and Michael Lohan. I recently saw a picture of Ali Lohan that made my head spin. This is a pictur...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

Wayne Newton Mouth

This week I am blogging over at Funny or Die. So I am going to be posting my FOD blogs here as well.***One of the things I have noticed since I have been in LA is an occurrence I am calling "Wayne Ne...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST

LA Update: Colon Cleanse

While I am in LA, I am staying with my good friend Seth. He's hilarious and a great friend. But he's the kind of guy who's on MySpace, not Facebook. So he's got some problems.Trying to be a good r...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:28:00 PST

Showgirls in LA

Please come to this very funny show!Join Mr. "Joe Eszterhas" as he is interviewed by Glendale Community College's gender and film historian, Jackie Clarke. And, under the direction of John Flynn, (Cam...
Posted by Jackie Clarke on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:10:00 PST