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*NEW* Bedtime Teddy in Stock! 900 available! Video below! Check Out our Comic-Con video Below!
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My Interests



New Shirts from Rotten Cotton!!
SwearBear T-Shirts are professionally screen printed.
No cheap iron-on's or heat transfers!
T-Shirts are BLACK, 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
SwearBear I Luv u $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
size .. $6.99 international shipping
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Devil Teddy Kill Yourself $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
size .. $6.99 international shipping
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Skeleteddies Loyalty is Everything $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
size .. $6.99 international shipping
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SwearBear Eddie $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
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SwearBear Curse of the Zombears $16.99
$3.99 USA shipping
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Original Swearbear Birthday Swearbear
NOW IN STOCK!!! Give one to your Mother, Brother, Lover or your Grandmother! Let SwearBear tell them what you REALLY think of them! BUY NOW! Get at our website wwww.SwearBear.com $17.95 each $5.99 shipping and handling USA Press my belly to hear me swear! This Cuddly Swearbear sings you happy F**kin birthday only the way a Swearbear can! Give one to your brother, your mother, or even your significant other!
SOLD OUT
SOLD OUT
Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for delivery.


SwearBear Vinyl Figures. These DO NOT TALK! These are 7" Tall figures.
Fully articulated, Each giving you the middle finger!
$4.99 SHIPPING each within USA, $9.99 each INTERNATIONAL
POISONED TEDDY
 $9.99
 SKELETEDDY
 (RARE/ Glow in the Dark!)
 $19.99
 LEPRECHAUN TEDDY
 $9.99
BONDAGE BEAR
 $9.99
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DEVIL TEDDY
(RARE/ Pentagram on back of head!)
 $14.99
 PMS BEAR
(Don't mess with PMS! Two sided head, monster and regular)
 $9.99
 ORIGINAL SWEAR BEAR
(Vinyl Figure,
NON talking
Collector figure)
 $9.99
 BRIT BEAR
 $9.99
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Music:

Talking SWEARBEAR! NOW IN STOCK!$17.95 USA+$5.99 shipping & handling.

Television:

I don't have a TV anymore, my friend BONGBEAR dropped it down the stairs!

Books:

Why read Books... When u can buy SwearBear figures at www.SwearBear.com

Heroes:

Canabalized Corpse, He gets all the Bitches!

My Blog

*NEW* Bedtime Teddy in stock! 900 available, Limited Edition!

Check it! Bedtime Teddy fromwww.swearbear.comLimited Edition!...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:40:00 PST

*NEW* RedNeck Teddy Talking Bear! Commercial! (only 100 left!)

Hi Myspace friends!*NEW* RedNeck Teddy talking bear just released!watch commercial below! Get one for your favorite RedNeck!at www.swearbear.com...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

XXX SwearBear @ NYC Halloween parade! Porno Panda Style!

XXX SwearBear @ NYC Halloween parade! Porno Panda Style! Add to My Profile | More Videosvisit www.swearbear.com for Original Swearbear & Boobjob Bear in stock!...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:32:00 PST

*NEW* Talking BoobJob Bear Now in Stock!

Original Talking Swearbear Now in Stock!! Order Now!...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

August 11th 2007 SwearBears at MF Gallery in NYC!

Come PARTY with SwearBears!SHOW OPENS SATURDAY AUGUST 11th- SUMMER CARNIVAL SUPER FUN MF CREEPY STREET FAIR- FUN FOR ALL AGES- DON'T MISS IT!!!MF CREEPY CARNIVAL EXTRAVAGANZA!!MF Gallery 157 Rivington...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

*NEW* SwearBear T-shirts from Rotten Cotton!!

Official Swear Bear shirts!!SwearBear, Devil Teddy, Skeleteddies, Curse of the Zombear & Eddie Teddy!!! Heavy duty 2 color silkscreen!! Buy them from Rotten Cotton!!!Here is a direct LINKhttp://www.ro...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

Funny fan SwearBEar videos!

This is an interesting "knock off" SwearBear from Australia! Here's one with our NEW SwearBear with a scarf! Here's one of our OLD bear all from YOUTUBE! ...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:28:00 PST

This June in NYC!

We got a small blurb in "Total Licensing" magazine, IF anyone is NYC for the "licensing show" stop by our Booth!...
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST

SwearBear interview on www.GLUBDUB.com

read it athttp://www.glubdub.com/
Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

SwearBear is sticker of the week from www.stickerobot.com!


Posted by SWEARBEAR.com on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:41:00 PST