My belly button is a disgusting outie. Looks like a fetal pig right before the dissection.
I love toys. I invent new ones for a living and collect old ones as a hobby.
My left pinky tip is missing from a cheese factory accident. If you find it in your sandwich, call me.
I'm also the co-creator (with my friend Steve Fink) of Gobler Toys (http://www.goblertoys.com)
It's a fake toy company that has spawned books and real toys.
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Time Travel, Creeple People, Quisp, Incredible Edibles, Witchiepoo, Fruity Pebbles, The Banana Splits, Lenore, Sugar Bear, Farbs, Hot Wheels Redlines, Great Garloo, Big Loo, Dig Dug, Tron, Hugo Man Of 1000 Faces, Ray Guns, Lunch Boxes, Six Million Dollar Man, Rat Fink, Weird-Ohs, Nutty Mads, Alan Moore, Evel Kneivel, Flintstones, Popeye, I Feel Sick, Odd Ogg, Tim Burton, King Zor, Lenticulars, Kung Fu Grip, Pinball, Flapjack Toys, Frankenstein, Ramones, The Cramps, Creature From The Black Lagoon, Weebles, Mego, Vincent Price Shrunken Head Kit, Rom The Spaceknight, Farbs, Quisp, Funny Face Drink Mix, Coleco Football, Yar's Revenge, Peteena Poodle, Soakies, Frank Miller, DMZ, Chili Cheese Fries, Beer
The Debbil
The lonely sound of chickens scratching for doodle bugs
Annie Hall, Star Wars, Ed Wood, Army Of Darkness, Planet Of The Apes (original), 28 Days Later, Harold And Maude, Shaun Of The Dead, The Parent Trap, Creature From The Black Lagoon, Repo Man, Mulholland Drive, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, Amelie, Intolerable Cruelty, Donnie Darko, Wonder Boys, The Night Of The Hunter, Night Watch, Day Watch, The Divorce Of Lady X
Six Million Dollar Man, Heroes, Man From Atlantis, Bionic Woman, Venture Bros, Dick Van Dyke, Bewitched, Honeymooners, The Office, Addams Family, Heroes, Looney Tunes, Munsters, Flintstones, Leave It To Beaver, Ren And Stimpy, Arrested Development, Lost, Heroes, X Files
National Lampoon Magazine, Crumb, Time Traveler's Wife, Anything by Alan Moore, Charles Burns, Eightball, Kim Deitch, Angry Youth Comix, Hate, The Corrections, Carl Barks, Kurt Vonnegut, Art Spiegelman, Billy Hazelnuts, Lenore, I Feel Sick, Michael Chabon, Mark Twain, Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret? Anansi Boys
Houdini, Basil Wolverton, Tim Burton, Robert Crumb, The Coen Brothers, Marvin Glass, Plastic Man, Charles Schulz, Jack Kirby, Terry Gilliam, Ernie Bushmiller, E.C. Segar, John Kricfalusi, Don Martin, And the guy who brained Jeffrey Dahmer with the toilet lid.