I enjoy: cheez-its, listening to late night suicide threats on the telly, staying out of jail; this means staying away from steve, people like me, drinkin my faces off and rockin the reefa, basements, fire, massages/massaging, pitbulls,DIK, glowstix, making sweet love to the green fairy ;) , black holes, XTC, 15 hr slumbers, breaking shit, my vibrator with brand new batterys in it, cock fights, basements with DIK, gravers, bum-fights, fetus'(would you pronounce that feti?) sharp pointy objects to inflict pain on my pussy ex-boyfriend (and another one bites the dust :D ) thongs are pretty cool. I like to listen to music, LOUD SHAKE YOUR NEIGHBORS HOUSE MUSIC!!!
I go to the movies alot, I love going to the shooting ranges, pro guns; con idiots. I usualy do alot of camping and party'n in the summer, (which usualy means alot of hot steamy summer vomiting..delicioso.)I love to go hang out at a park or forest preserve for the day, I enjoy puppys, kittens, and slightly homosexual midget on midget snuff porn. Did I mention that I was a pirate? If you wanna chill sometime hit me up, we can go drinkin, or to a rave, perhaps even a nice picnic in a dark alley.....be sure to bring the biscuits for the ball.....no perverts please....Okay some perverts will be fine............right???
George W. Bush's assassin!!!! Oh, and a fat girl thats NOT horny, I dont think there is a such thing; fat girls LOVE to fuck.... wtf? Now go chew your cud, feedbag sally. I'd also like to meet some people in my area that dont suck! It seems like everyone around here is either a pussy fn' spoiled rotton piece o' smegma yuppy bastard, or a mutton chop sportin mod-squad little bitch. They crowed around the closest starbucks where they spend thier days, living their fake lives, fearing their fake gods; and look at me like i'm the crazy one for not conforming to their pointless "rituals"..........they can suck my asshole....no seriously, suck on it. Also, I'd like to meet someone that could give me something similar to what this guy ate.....
the misfits, nirvana, alice in chains, NIN, old mans child, blackflag, minor threat, slayer, pantera, marilyn manson, G.G. fn' allen, the ramones, carnivore, lamb of god, ministry, rage against the machine,dimmu borgir, morbid angel, modest mouse, celtic frost, the sound your grandma makes when I fistfuk her in the asshole, anti-flag, in flames, GWAR, the casualties, blondie, sepultura, powerman 5000, job for a cowboy, tool, bjork, no doubt, NOFX (when I feel like a pussy), bad religion, social d, sublime, weezer, beck, blood for blood, old man's child, napalm death, rise against, opeth, silverchair, lords of acid, al green, marvin gaye, the dixie chicks, twista, mudvayne, dead kennedys, coldplay...yeah I said it mother fuckers...what...WHAT?!, prodigy, pitbull day care, pink floyd, sub/hum/ans, suicidal tendancys, staind, madonna, old metallica, the white stripes, deicide, snoop, skinny puppy, queens of the mother fuckin stone age, johny cash, black sabbath, cannible corpse, anything that makes my asshole neighbor's day a little bit worse than it already is!!!! Oh yea, did i mention the misfits!?!?
star wars!!!, harry potter, the lord of the rings trilogy(the original and the remake), pulp fiction, the original texas chainsaw massecre, eturnal sunshine..., crash, a clockwork orange, walk the line, finding nemo, fritz the cat is always fun, full metal jacket, shrek, natural born killers, bevis and butthead, jackass, cky2k, the nightmare before christmas, frankinweenie, forrest gump makes me cry every time i see it, napoleon dynamite, taxi driver, anything bruce lee, american psyco, alien, the doors, sin city, hamburger hill, salt lake city punk, southpark, the wizard of oz, most distasteful midget porn, fear and loathing in las vegas, half baked, underworld, seven, ol yeller, ice age, band o' brothers, x men, evil dead, pet semetary, too wong foo, thanks for everything, julie newmar, boondock saints, deer hunter, most old horror "cult classics", most gorry horror movies, I love to watch people suffer and die slowly....that's how I went out.
I love watching cartoons! the simpsons, family guy, ren and stimpy, doug, the angry beavers, aqua teen hunger force, robot chicken, futurama, eek the cat, spongebob, catscratch, puffyamyumi, aaahh!!! real monsters, rockos modern life, jimmy neutron, hey arnold, i am a nip/tuck freak! that show is a trip. I also enjoy watching mythbusters, malcome in the middle, dr. 90210, martha stuart?!?, inked, the chappelle show, dirty jobs, i love the 80s, x files, connan o'brian, jay leno, miami ink, wildn out, pimp my ride, saturday night live, pretty much anything on the food, history, national geographic, discovery, and animal planet channels. Sometimes i even catch myself watching those Ronco cookers infomercials.....just set it and forget it!
Anarchists cookbook, Dr. Suess, Lucifer riseing , PORN, bernstien bears, Websters dictionary, cosmo, high times, gothic beauty, dog fancy, dark realms, wheres waldo, eye spy (even though i cant ever see any thing, it just makes me dizzy.) mixology 101, dog books, stuff.
Captain morgan, captain crunch, kurt cobain, who ever invented those little vicks vapo-sticks, adoulfus bush, george lucas, Glen Danzig ( i'd make him sing to me, and if he wouln't i'd eat his face for brunch, with a nice spot of tea!), my dog Nukem (before he was brutally murdered.... your goin down, murderer.)..