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About Me

I am the destroyer of all things created. If I am not grovled before then I become sad and sometimes cry in the corner of my pit holding a teddy bear. I like to feed on the disembowled remains of my victims but if that is not available then I eat clam chowder with some oyster crackers. I dress in full suits of flesh or just wear my smurf pajamas. I do have an evil hell-hound...her name is Daisy. The shelves in my room are lined with candles made of baby fat and lavender. I have a queensized altar for my bloodwork and sacrafices, but it is also used as my dresser. but now i go to work. bye. This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help! /div

My Interests

I am interested in taking over the world and sending the douchebag that you call God into my bathroom to clean my toilets and unclog the hair that gets stuck in my shower. I am interested in making macaroni pictures with glitter. I never miss an episode of Buffy:the vampire slayer, and i really enjoy downloading free music and putting them onto cd's so i never have to pay for them...im so naughty:)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the creator of the humans, and of this world. I would like to have dinner with him/her, and then leave him/her sitting in the resteraunt to pick up the bill just to show him/her how much I hate him/her. As soon as my dark lord stops working in that bakery down the street we can devise a plan in his moms basement to gain control of your pethetic little lives and you will bcome our slaves. You will have to re-arange my sock drawers, clean my bunions, and will be fed the clam chowder that I could not finish. I would also like to meet Cher because her music really touches my heart.

Music:

Well, Cher is...oh my golly!!! Brittany Spears would be good if she wasn't so innocent. Ashly Simpson is good, but her hardcore punk style is just a little bit too much for me to handle. Umm...oh yes, slayer, morbid angle, cradle of filth, dragon force, helloween, GWARGWARGWARGWAR, rush, black sabbath, ozzy osbourne, anything by trey parker/matt stone, system of a down(old stuff is soooo much better than the new-but still good, dimmu borgier, in flames, mortician, OLD MAN'S CHILD LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER, anal blast, opeth, and the dresden dolls.

Movies:

Well, Titanic I could watch over and over again. I just LOVE that leonardo diCapricock. Anything with kevin costner or craig t. nelson. Umm, lets see...dead alive, lord of the rings part 1 and 3(why am i the only one who thinks part two sucked?), bad taste, evil dead, evil ed, meet the feebles, without a paddle, the 'ginger snaps' series, tommy boy, any gwar video. but i really relax when i watch bob the builder.

Television:

Buffy the vampire slayer is all i need...well that and family guy, the simpsons, monk, south park, the bears on sunday football, george carlin hbo specials, fear factor(the only good reality show), for some reason full house and who's the boss, and the gilmore girls...but when i watch that show, even I get my period.

Books:

what do i need a book for when i can just rent the disney movies?

Heroes:

eliza dushku is my one true hero as well as my god and commander. i perform ritual sacrifices of 'my pet monster' stuffed animals in order to appease her honor. papa smurf would be next if eliza ever shuned me. but i could also bow down to the great papa smurff