Stu

Taken?

I have these moments&These fears of attachment.See, being single and handsome and intelligent and all the other good stuff that comes along with me, well it often comes in handy with the ladies.So I'm...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:03:00 PST

A list of Names I have been Called:

Before becoming a bouncer:StuStuieStouchebagStewbaccaStugotzAssholeDickHeadIdi otFagJerk-OffKnuckle HeadKnuckle DickMailmanSecond GearNugFrankNothing more than two words.Since becoming a bouncerCocksuc...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:08:00 PST

Pardon Me

You insecurities are showing.
Posted by Stu on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:48:00 PST

Comparing?

So I recently received this e-mail to convince me of the qualities similar to Sarah Palin:Who Am I?I am under 45 years old,I love the outdoors,I hunt,I am a Republican reformer,I have taken on the Rep...
Posted by Stu on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 07:14:00 PST

Educate Thyself

Well since the celebrity mentality lies also in the presidential election more so than the issues people may just want to start to know were candidates stand before voting for the presidential candida...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:49:00 PST

Seven Years

That went by quick. Today politicians will pander saying never forget and America. Rudy Giuliani will make a speech though he will still never be president. Noun Verb 9/11. Never Forget but its ...
Posted by Stu on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:08:00 PST

Ordering Wings.

My grandma's dying.I mean granted we're all essentially dying; however, she's on the last stretch.Five brain tumors is pretty much a guarantee for the last hole punched in the ticket if you know what ...
Posted by Stu on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:24:00 PST

I wear a mohawk, the opposite wants to carry a gun

The rhythm The fallacyThe lieIt will be alrightIt will be alrightShootMoveCommunicateEverything elseIts in betweenA movement unseenA shadow in the darkHe saidShe saidIt don't matter anywaySurvival is ...
Posted by Stu on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:56:00 PST

Ahhhh... JoCats.

In the midst of having a stupid conversation with an Asian lady about whether or not cowboy hats are southern or western we are rudely interrupted by her lesbian friend."Hey, (Whatever Asian Girls Nam...
Posted by Stu on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:20:00 PST

Dear People I went to High School with.

I hope you marry that person you're dating that lived within the five mile radius you grew up in.May your life be monotonous, mundane and simple. Never explore horizons and be happy with what the worl...
Posted by Stu on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:44:00 PST