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About Me

Hi, I am a quasi-professional mixed martial arts fighter who studies Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I am not very good at it. I pretty much let the other guy hit me in the face til he gets tired, then I submit him. That is why I am so ugly and dumb. It was not always that way, once I was handsome and smart as a whip. I graduated from UW Oshkosh with a BS in Biology and Chemistry, ready to go to Medical School. Now I can barely figure out how to turn on this computer. Boy times have changed... I also suffer from General Anxiety Disorder. Not sure if my mother is proud, but boy is life great: people pay me dozens of dollars to beat people up, legally... ....................YOU ARE NEX!.. width="425" height="350" ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein (His ideas on theoretical physics were revolutionary, but he also wrote great essays on social and political topics. He exemplifies what kind of influence real intelligence can have on the world)Jesus (I am agnostic and really doubt the existence of a higher power, but I would like to hang out with him to see what kind of guy he really was)James Dalton (Next to Chuck Norris, Dalton is pretty much the toughest man to ever live. He is the "cooler" at the Double Deuce. He was trained by Wade Garrett)Dharma (I don't know what makes her so special, but I think she is super hot. If I could only get rid of that Greg asshole) Christopher Walken (because he is Christopher Walken) Marlon Brando (the young "On the Water Front"ish Brando, not the creepy "Apocolypse Now"ish Brando, well he'd be cool to meet too) Bogart (I would let him kick me in the chops) Paul Newman (Great actor, great humanitarian, and great race car driver) Cary Grant (the only man more ravishing than myself, well at least equally ravishing) That Tennis Chick (I want to make babies with her; babies that would take over the world in a wave of violence and then rule with an iron fist)

My Blog

Ultimate Fight Night 15

Well, Redimaniacs& I just got back from a little birthday/victory vacation, so I thought I would do a blog. I have been slacking all summer on that front, but I have been busy training for my fight. S...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:36:00 GMT

May 17th fight result

Well my Redimaniacs, I guess I won. I rematched Bill Hill yesterday and TKO'd him at 2:52 in round 1. The fight went like this (though my memory is a bit fuzzy)... We started off, and I threw a leg ki...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:45:00 GMT

Next Saturday, May 17! Big fight!

Hey Redimaniacs.I am fighting May 17th in Milwaukee. This will be my last fight in Wisconsin for a while. as I am back in the UFC soon. Come out and support me and all the other tough local fighters. ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:31:00 GMT

April update!

Hey my Redimaniacs, I have had a busy few months lately. On Febuary 16th I won my latest MMA fight. I fought Ryan Antle (12-7 coming into the fight) from Iowa. My goal was to keep it on the ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Weight-cutting day for Redford.

Many people think that fighting is all super models and ferraris. Well, they are all wrong. While I meet many beautiful women, I have yet to meet a super model. But I must admit that my Dodge Neo...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Reds February update.

Hey my dozens of Redimaniacs. It has been a busy winter for me: helping with training camps, cornering fights, and of course getting ready for my own fight. If you don't already know I am fighting on ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:39:00 GMT

What is new with Redford...

Hey Redimaniacs, I hope you are enjoying the holiday season. If you are looking for a great festivus present do not forget to buy a few Team Red shirt. You can order them through me, plus they wi...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:43:00 GMT

Milwaukee MMA, plus my grappling super match on Saturday...

Hey Redimaniacs,This Saturday (Dec. 1) is Gladiators Fighting 48 "Season's Beatings" here in Milwaukee. There are some badass fights including a bunch of my buddies; Gary "The Hobbit" Schaumberg (145 ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:17:00 GMT

Reflections on my last 2 weeks...

Well, it has been 10 or so days since UFC 77, and I have done a lot of thinking... First off, the bad stuff. I don't know if it was nerves, lack of experience, ring rust, or some combination of them a...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:25:00 GMT

Update from Cincinnati

Hey all my Redimaniacs... Just thought I would check in and say hi. We are relaxing after a nice workout at Jorge Gurgel's gym. Cincinnati is cool, not as wild as Vegas, but still very nice. I had my ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:41:00 GMT