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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

whats up ladies.. the name is ryan from **www.ryank.tv** you wanna know about me?? thats simple.. i like to drink,, gamble,, snort and fuck.. i love anal,, receiving not giving.. also i have a genital wart,, thats singular not plural.. and its not like those warts you see on webmd.. this one is cute as a button and probably about the same size.. i am currently homeless.. i refuse to work 9 to 5 for religious purposes.. i was really cool when i was like 14 but ever since then it has been a slow and painful process of becoming pathetic.. but anyway i also like long walks on the beach,, funerals,, poetry slams,, sunrises,, contemplating suicide,, and redheads.. what i don't like are romantic comedies,, redheads,, and people with no arms.. they really freak me out.. making out in front of raindew.. taking advantage of girls under the influence.. etc.. etc.. so on and so forth.. basically whatever leads to you being tied up and duct tape in the trunk of my car is what really turns me on.. tawk is cheap.. money is easy any fool can acquire it.. ooh and who can forget my most favorite thing in the whole wide world...a gunshot blow to the head.. i heart big gurlz.. deep down inside i always wanted to be a bouncer or a princess..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

**www.ryank.tv** **www.ryank.tv** **www.ryank.tv**a real classy broad is what i'm looking for,, you know the type?? the one with those real sweet gentle eyes,, the kinda gal that likes to hold hands in public,, a woman who is not afraid to laugh at herself,, but most def. a girl that really knows how to swallow a cock.. or instead hows about an elderly woman who showers me with compliments and gifts and in return i please her mentally and sexually.. i would like to meet ME at age 18 so i can smack him up side the head.. definetly a chick with a drinking problem and a slight BLOWcaine addiction..I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GET HIGH WITH.. please god anyone with a fucking SENSE OF HUMOR and maybe if at all possible a personality.. and a girl with a big chest.. or a circus midget.. or even a cheetah.. but not a run of the mill type.. i want one that kicks soo much butt it kicks ass but also at the same time be able to give me a hug when i'm feeling blue.. does anyone know where i can purchase one?? but to be honest i would really like to meet myself.. or at least the bizzaro version of me.. i know you're out there and i will find you,, you rat bastard son of a bitch.. if anyone should cross his path then know this.. he his extremely vulnerable to hookers and large quantities of alcohol.. basically the complete opposite of myself.. me with tits is what i am really looking for.. people who are truely happy are what inspire me to live.. they do what they love and not what they're told.. fuckin' suckas.. i hope all you sheep die a slow,, miserable and painful death.. bahhhhhhh.. FIGHT ME..**www.ryank.tv** **www.ryank.tv** **www.ryank.tv**

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