Mean B*tch

They call me Kat because I got whiskers
But even so I'm still hotter than all you mother fuckers
I eat like I'm pregnant with twins
Yet I stay so gaw damn thin
Monstrous burps audible from across the bay
At least I don't hold it in so it goes out the other way
Like a mother with eyes on the back of her head,
See them staring with whispers being said
Like Superman with super auditory range
Hear them speak when I'm out of range
Their feelings toward me always change
Like skin color fading from black, white, to beige
Someway, somehow they feel intimidated
This was never intended
Never superannuated
Hella blunt to the maxted
Got my peach fuzz waxted
My skin is albino
Biters, fuckers, assholes, and perverts are my foes,
And rudely staring fobulous Taquitos
Fuck that school full of air-headed bimbos
Don't step on my toes
Before I break your nose
Piss me off & experience my rage of violence
Like a volcano project for science
What I wear will never make sense
Intoxicate your mind and drive till you lose your license
No need to instruct for silence
For when it's me its automatic silence
Flatter than fat man titties so there's nothing there to stimulate
But the ass is what I dominate
Don't touch me 'cause your STDs will cross-contaminate
Filipino, Spanish, and only 1/10th Chinese
Eyes 4 times bigger than any Chink's eyes so bitch please
Empress of the road so get down on your knees
Off with their heads! Their life is what I cease
Under this makeup is a face full of acne
And don't forget about my back-ne
Strange personality
Mean, but for some reason people like me
I've spoken the truth so bitch bring it on
To this Mean B*tch named Catherine Yuzon